First Time - Biggest Misconception?

Not all smokers smoke in session and if she does, well fuck her. She has no manners. Originally Posted by SillyGirl

From my perspective, non-smokers usually taste better. Granted there are exceptions to this. Also, not all smokers are aware of smoking specific hygene issues which some non-smokers are particularly sensitive to dispite when she decides to smoke.

ONE MORE THING...remember this is for YOUR pleasure primarily - don't pay to please HER or to show her what a fuckmonster you are. This is a trick bag a lot of us fall into. Originally Posted by equation

Respectfully disagree. While I am not trying to show that I am a fuckmonster, I get more aroused and have a greater session if I give pleasure too. I like to have more of a "lover" or "seduction" session that just a quick fuck. If I just need to cum, I can stay home and grow hair in my hand.

Yeah, yeah - provides are the greatest actors and she might be faking, blah, blah. While that might be the case for some providers, it isn't for all. And some of those who hobby aren't as dumb as you think, most of the time we can pick up on clues that the provider is just acting.

The taste of a man or woman has more to do with what you eat rather than if you smoke or not. I'm not saying that there isn't a difference in taste, but it plays a small part if you smoke.

Seriously, boardman, what's your game? You can't really be offering good, reasonable advice. Something's going on here.... Originally Posted by KCQuestor

You guys have me all wrong and it's really kind of funny to watch the progression.

Look, I'm a hobbyist on this board just like the rest of you. The new guy asked a sincere hobby question and I felt I had some advice to offer. That's it.

Some people take the other shit way too seriously...ijs.

Look, I'm a hobbyist on this board just like the rest of you. The new guy asked a sincere hobby question and I felt I had some advice to offer. That's it.

Some people take the other shit way too seriously...ijs. Originally Posted by boardman

I totally get it. My post was tongue in cheek.

I think it is kind of funny how all of the people who come here from the Spider Hole use the same phrase "I'm just saying" or the initialism "ijs". It is like a regional accent. It makes me think of comedian Dom Irerra:

You know those Italian eraser phrases? "That guy is a lowlife scummy little fat rat weasel bastard… I don’t mean that in a bad way." "Let me tell you something ok? Your sister is a bit of a slut - now I don't mean that in a bad way - but she gets around if you know what I mean."

I think my biggest misconception came during the session when she told me I had a big cock! My first thought was that she didn't get out much or that I really did have a big one. Never figure she'd be lying to me.

I didn't mean a word of it...Does that make you feel better? Originally Posted by boardman

Yes. It restores my perception of the world.

I totally get it. My post was tongue in cheek.

I think it is kind of funny how all of the people who come here from the Spider Hole use the same phrase "I'm just saying" or the initialism "ijs". It is like a regional accent. It makes me think of comedian Dom Irerra: Originally Posted by KCQuestor

KCQuestor: I think "ijs" should be an implied, universal disclaimer on every statement made on the internet. LOL.

Yes. It restores my perception of the world. Originally Posted by cuddlyteddybear

I'm glad I could contribute to your version of reality.

From my perspective, non-smokers usually taste better. Originally Posted by AllThisMeat

Yep, this was my point also.. sillygirl

It is a shame that everyone that put boardman on ignore missed some very good intell.

Man, I remember my first time. So freaking awkward but you know what like people have been saying just go with the flow and let the provider know that it's your first time. The good ones love taking your hobbyist virginity and make sure you have a memorable first time. Plus it puts them at ease when they know why you're nervous and you're not some tweeked out druggie or an informant or something that'll hurt them. I hope you have a good time and make sure to review!