What makes you click some provider ads and not others?

anything classic/classy and understated, yet provocative, always catches my eye - anything too "hip" or self promoting is a sure ignore sign for me.... high quality/class never needs to over promote or attempt to draw attention via exaggerated claims / self promotion.... in my humble opinion of course Originally Posted by Roothead
I always laugh at the ones that state "(insert city) best playmate!" or "the BEST _______".... and then u look and they have 3 reviews.. 2 of which are No's LOL!!

I like to do mine to relate to a guy thing.. like a fireman and his hose... or my latest one that takes a weather forecast and warnings to a sexual level.. being playful yet classy. Or on P411 where u can have more free range of ads.. i like to just do a classy teaser...
I am probably atypical. I will click on the ad of a lady I have heard of and may be interested in. I never noticed the paper clips before so having pictures doesn't necessarily grab me. I DO like it when there are pictures, though. Accurate pictures.

Ads that indicate "specials" are also likely to get my notice. No price in the ads but if she indicates some special is happening, she'd better have a link to where I can find out what the special is.

If I've never heard of her and know nothing about her, I doubt that I would open her ad. Most ads these days convey very little information since price is no longer allowed to be mentioned.

I do particularly like ads that have links to either her P-411 account or her website, preferably both. It helps in my research while she is on my mind.

I discover ladies of interest through their co-ed postings and sometimes via seeing them in chat. If I am interested I follow up by looking at many things including their ads. This is particularly true of ladies who are traveling into my area.

If the ad is from a lady I've heard of and may or may not be interested in, it depends upon how busy I am as to whether I open her ad or not.

Some ladies ads I will ALWAYS read even though I've already seen the lady. I just KNOW a good read is in store when Fancyinheels posts. She is such a wonderful writer, her ads are real entertainment.
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There is an ad section? Ah crap ...
I look at the ads that says something about breast, booty, and a catchy title. I do click on ads that says new pics.

I like looking at nice breast to. Lol.



I've been looking at the view numbers for different ads and I notice a few things:

--having a picture attached (the little paper clip icon) normally means more numbers, but not necessarily.
-- saying "new pictures" in the title of the ad guarantees a LOT more clicks even if you don't have the little paper clip icon because the ladies have the pictures amongst the text (how do you do that anyway?)

I used to think bad spelling would be a turn off, but some of the titles that <3lOok LiKE tHis@---*** sometimes have a lot more views than those who spell correctly.

I also noticed something that I thought was funny, but I haven't seen enough similar titles to see a pattern-- quotations, like "oooh baby, hit that spot just right!" seem to automatically get a lot of hits.



What draws your eye to click on a title? Originally Posted by SugarBeth

Thats funny.

-A catchy title.
-That the provider hasn't played in a while and is really in need of hooking up (or something along the lines of being very horny).
- Limited use of <3 = @@**%) stupid characters or using SomE CaPS AnD SomE LoWER CaSE LEtters.
-Mention of a new special
-New Pictures are always good.
-A sexy/silly ryhmes can be good ex: If you have a stiffy call Tiffy. I need to scratch my wet itchy
-Check out my new (fill in the blank) ex: website, location, doubles partner, favorite drink, tatoo, power tool, thong selection, reviews, hair color, hair style, brazilian, wax job, laser hair removal, toned body, boobs, girl I am training, sex swing, piercing, flexibility, mattress, nuru talents, .....just about anything.

Hope this helps
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- Originally Posted by Invisible1
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Sometimes it can be as simple as the Providers name. Don't ask me to pinpoint this, but certain names just don't come across. As one who chose a handle after a long battle trying to get an email account with a name that wasn't already taken on either the email or ECCIE, I chose a difficult handle, but it is too late to change it. I agree with previous posters that the BP type headline does nothing for me.
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If her avatar looks like a "Big Foot" I just keep moving! I don't like hairy chicks!
Without question, kitty shots. If a beautiful provider puts up a tasteful shot of her kitty, I will click on the showcase. If the kitty looks appetizing, I will book an appointment. If it ends up tasting good, I will write a good review. Got it?
Wow i always thought the funny lettering was just eye amusement. Pimps huh.....

i look for as much skin as possible. i love the look and lease appearance. if this were like tnaboard, they show full pics and "money" shots. i was like wow.....!!!!!!
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  • Gucci
  • 05-06-2012, 06:17 PM
Nice pics, and not a bunch of the ones taken in the bathroom with a cell phone. Also the UpPeR aNd LowER Ca$E letTers mixed wiTH %yMboLs DRIVES ME NUTS !