Advice for something up my ass - but I am straight

ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
Or you can just widdle down a carrot. Or choice my good man. Experienced provider offering a peek at areas of pleasure un explored or a carrot. Originally Posted by Daen1304
All joking aside, if a carrot or other type of phallic looking vegetable is looking ** cough ** appetizing, please use a condom on it.

All of that insecticide doesn't need to be where it doesn't belong.

Sorry to be gross. Just trying to help!

EW
People thanks so much for all responses. Will be trying.........

The major concern I had was what happens if I "leak" when it is happening!!!!!!!!!!!! Does it happen? Has anyone encountered it? How often.............
People thanks so much for all responses. Will be trying.........

The major concern I had was what happens if I "leak" when it is happening!!!!!!!!!!!! Does it happen? Has anyone encountered it? How often............. Originally Posted by fastone
Enema the morning of, and don't eat anything in the middle of the night. If your appt is at noon, don't eat after 6PM the night before, and make sure you do the enema a few hours before your appt. No leakage.

If you have never done this, I highly suggest you start with prostate massage. Trust me. There is a reason why there aren't a plethora of ladies providing Greek
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just remember that there is a butt load [pun intended] of difference between something up your ass, prostate massage, and getting screwed in the ass.

a covered finger, small vibe or butt plug is a good safe start.
cos not everyone knows how to do a prostate massage, and your prostate may not like it. i know mine didnt.

if you like the small insert, you can accept a larger object or get a prostate massage.

but take it slow - the anal cavity is extremely sensitive and prone to tears which can cause all kinds of medical problems, problems that are not easily explained to an girlfriend, SO, or wife.

like others have said, find someone who knows what they're doing!!!!!

i give a lot of credit to women and men who engage in anal activities.
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Enema the morning of, and don't eat anything in the middle of the night. If your appt is at noon, don't eat after 6PM the night before, and make sure you do the enema a few hours before your appt. No leakage.

If you have never done this, I highly suggest you start with prostate massage. Trust me. There is a reason why there aren't a plethora of ladies providing Greek Originally Posted by TheOriginalDannie
For anal play, I actually suggest just not doing anything...although what Dannie suggested would be appreciated by most.

With anal play, there is often times a bit of a mess. It's just ignored. That's why when I do it, my finger has a condom or glove on it, etc. ALL toys, even my hitachi wand which doesn't go "in", is covered with a condom, etc. and cleaned with special cleaning stuff. (I use Swiss Navy toy/body cleaner but there are others)

Don't be embarrassed if something like that does happen. Often, when it does with my clients, they don't even know it.

I won't go further with being more graphic, but you get the idea. Pooping in the morning before an appointment is a big help, though.

EW
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  • KYOT
  • 05-07-2012, 01:55 PM
Agree with pmd, it's always best to start slow add a little more intensity then to start on max and turn back.

Check the Another Realm forum and you will find lots of posts on this very subject, they have a lot of good suggestions and experiences from people. Most importantly, RELAX AND ENJOY!!!!!!
I decided to get some small anal beads and have them tried on me. Thanks for all responses. I will report back..........

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