Bump - I likely did that to her. Damn headboard!
Dreadlocks - AND ponytails! Grab 'em while I'm fucking her doggy or CIM.
Weave Color Off - Wait'll I add some cum! Talk about product!
Adam's Apple - Vagina..check! Ready to go!
Flat Spot - Suckable nip..check..Ready to go!
Alien Head w/ Big Eyes - She's not complaining 'bout my head w/ one eye, so I'm cool!
Vagina in Wrong Place - Asshole..check! Ready to go. So long as it was there at birth!
Dirty Feet - She can wear socks like me!
Teflon Coating - Nah...that's just some of my cum.
Suspicious Shadows - My girlfriend likes to watch!
Event Horizon - Vagina..check!
Originally Posted by txcwby6
Lol
Now for one that is actually critical:
Bump - tuft of hair that was over looked.
Dreadlocks - Commentor does not know the difference between a lock of hair and dreadlock. Most likely due to only seeing dreadlocks.
Weave Color Off - Commentor does not understand the concept of light. Likely has never seen light other than a computer monitor.
Adam's Apple - Commentor does not understand anatomy and how it changes when people bend. High chance of never seeing a female with a light frame in person.
Flat Spot - Commentor does not understand the concept of a bra. Most likely never seen one. Commentor has never seen a bra.
Alien head - Commentor sees faces where there are none. Most likely suffers same condition as people who see Jesus in their cereal.
Vagina in the wrong place - Commentor confuses bad shadows for a vagina. Has no Concept of what a Vagina is.
Dirty Feet - Commentor has no idea how feet are supposed to look.
Teflon Coating - Commentor has not seen the sun, so had no idea what a tan is.
Suspicious Shadow - Commentor has no concept of light, so most likely has no concept of shadowing.
Event Horizon - ... Seriously, how is that even supposed to make sense... fine... Commentor having no knowledge of biology, photography or real physics threw in a term he heard on Star Trek that he did not understand.
But here is the real test. I was bored and pull picks or girls from all over the internet and threw them up on hot or not. Then I threw them up on a similar site that was just interested to know if you woulf hit that. I found that girls that ranked 5 or higher still had more Hit it, than quit its. And even the girls that were 4's did farely well. You didn't have a problem till you got down to 3s or lower and even then they had some "hit its". So really, we are critical but we are not picky.