25 Most Unusual Places To Have Sex

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Up the tally a notch...do it IN the confession booth... Originally Posted by Toyz
Toyz... I do not think the OP is interested in your being molested by your priest when you were younger as an event to count!.....

You really need to shut that day out man!
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Damn, I guess I'm a total prude compared to most! I can only claim 5. I guess sleeping with hookers in motels/hotels doesn't count for much anymore

sixx
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Damn, I guess I'm a total prude compared to most! I can only claim 5. I guess sleeping with hookers in motels/hotels doesn't count for much anymore

sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach
i woulda thought the street action would yield you a few fun places.
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  • Toyz
  • 05-29-2012, 06:30 PM
Toyz... I do not think the OP is interested in your being molested by your priest when you were younger as an event to count!.....

You really need to shut that day out man! Originally Posted by Whispers
LMAO...

I was raised Southern Baptist...we only screw around with each others wives...
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  • Toyz
  • 05-29-2012, 06:30 PM
i woulda thought the street action would yield you a few fun places. Originally Posted by Whispers
Like under the Congress street bridge as the bats are flying....{{{hmmmm...potential bucket list item}}}
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  • 05-29-2012, 06:34 PM
Whispers, you just made me remember something very special.

In a Gondola. In Venice, Italy. Yes, it's true. Late on a week night, very little Gondola traffic, and a very cool Gondolier, who accepted a great tip, averted his vision and didn't say a thing!

OK, THAT is my best story. How could I have forgotten.



Memories indeed.
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Like under the Congress street bridge as the bats are flying....{{{hmmmm...potential bucket list item}}} Originally Posted by Toyz

I don't know if I would be able to maintain a hard on with the smell of bat shit

sixx
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i woulda thought the street action would yield you a few fun places. Originally Posted by Whispers

Ah well, various parking lots. Pretty much nailed all the fast food places. I remember fucking a very cute red head in the back seat of my old school Lincoln Town Car, back seat sucking and fucking at sunset time at the corner store right across from the funeral home on Congress. I still can't believe we didn't get caught.

The old XXX theatre on Congress was fun, various empty lots on Stassney before they built it up around Twin Peaks, stranger's houses while the homies pimped girl blew me, etc

sixx
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  • Toyz
  • 05-29-2012, 06:51 PM
I don't know if I would be able to maintain a hard on with the smell of bat shit

sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach
I got your back brother Sixx! Here is my newest patented Toyz creation...

The "Batshit Fucking Mask"...by Toyz enterprizes...only $49.99. Now you can pop all those $20 skanks anywhere you want! Under the Congress Bridge, near the Water Treatment plant, hell even in a Porta-Potty! And the bonus is, no matter HOW RIPE DA HO, you won't smell a thing!

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Lucky 13!



Chips, you are a well rounded sexual person with just a
touch of slut to keep things interesting!


Originally Posted by Mia Christine
THANK YOU, Mia, I am now going to use your line in my signature! I love it!, Thank you...

Hmmn, you may have to help me with one of my six places....
I can only confess to 52% (13)
There are quite a few "unusual places" but to stay within the OP's original list....
Originally Posted by Metal Smith
I have done 18 of the places, but I have a few years on MS...

I think that those of us who have managed 10 or more are well rounded sluts...

IJS,

G
THANK YOU, Mia, I am now going to use your line in my signature! I love it!, Thank you...

Hmmn, you may have to help me with one of my six places.... Originally Posted by chipsandsalsa
Giggles!
You are more than welcome Chips!
Hummn....Noticed that you didn't list any of those
6 places in question....
I think I can count 6.
I thought I was a whore, but I guess I'm really a bore.
I suppose I'm a confined slut. LOL. I mean mish is my favorite position.

-Limo in front of my house, with the driver, who was super hot, but I kept fantasizing about ugly ass Busta Rymes.... the weird things that happen in my head when I'm drunk. When it was all said and done, the windows were all foggy and I was instantly sober. He fucked me sober. LOL.

-The 20th floor balcony of the W Austin. Nobody was watching. I looked around in hopes that someone would make me a true exhibitionist that night; but nope. Boooooooriiiiiiiing?

-The typical parkinglot, restroom ect.

-The ultimate, was once my boyfriend at the time and I canoed on lady bird lake all day. We parked under the lamar bridge (no bats) and sat there under the bridge for hours. We wrote stuff on the wall and I sucked his dick for I swear an hour. He wanted to fuck but there were too many people out on the water that day. I'm such a prude. I should have just done it.


Elevator? Oh heeeeeell no. I need to be heavily sedated to even step foot in an elevator or any small space with little fresh air.
Elevator girl is my hero too right now.
I'm getting claustrophobic just thinking about it.
In a recent poll on Huffington, I ran across an interesting article and thought I would share...

After reviewing the 25 Places, I realized I was guilty of 19 of the 25 listed places..

Does that make you a total perv; or a well rounded sexual person?

Here is the list:

25. Parking Lot
24. Fitting Room
23. Public Restroom
22. At a Hospital
21. On a Boat
20. In front of a large window
19. At work
18. In a movie theatre
17. At a Wedding
16. On a balcony
15. Under a bed ( I didnt understand this one..)
14. At a church
13. On a roof top
12. In a stairwell at work or hotel
11. On a golf course
10. In the snow
9. Under a waterfall
8. In a clock tower
7. In a cemetaery
6. In a car with passengers
5. In a press box at a NFL game
4. At a major league baseball game
3. On a motorcycle
2. In a car while driving
1. In the Colosseum in Rome, Italy

So I will be soon interviewing prospective ladies for the last 6 of the 25 places hahaha..

Where do you stand?

Total perv or well rounded sexual person?

I would like to consider myself a well rounded sexual person, but a lady I discussed this with called me a "Total Perv"...

Lets hear your thoughts Ladies and gents.... Originally Posted by chipsandsalsa


Hahaha. Ok that's it!!! I wanna full detailed story for all of these.... We're these all purposefully? I mean had to be. I don't believe it. Lol.
Oooh, nvm. I see you listed all of em. Hahaha. Well, c'mon spill. Which are yours?


Mine was the nose/deck of a cruise ship. I was 19 years old. Very quick Asian cowgirl style. Lol. Was out in the open, but was 3 am, so very few "passers"... When we saw someone he just sat up and I stayed still... I was in a hawaiin dress. Lol.