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Saying that this is like "exhaust" is too big an accolade to the OP...

See, exhaust contains carbon monoxide. If I breathe too much exhaust, I will die of asphyxiation.

This thread just makes me suffer.

Clearly, the exhaust is more useful!

Ok, so now I'm even more confused. Who had the pimple? The OP's post says "the" lip, not his lip or her lip. So is it the OP's pimple or is it the property of the mystery lady? But then again it might be a joint custody thing by now

I'm assuming it was 'her' zit, not his, otherwise I have a hard time figuring out why it affected the BBBJ.