Are you clean ?

.....I really think the days of "milking it down" while she washed you off into the sink or basin are long gone. Now unless its totally visible (and if it is you shouldn't be there in the first place) to her -- the shower sounds great.

Come to think of it --- that little basin they used back then to wash you may have been called a PETER PAN...
bigdon71's Avatar
Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!
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LN you crack me up too......lol
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Avoid burritos and pizza the day of also...lulz Originally Posted by savak
Add eggs to the list lol.

Theres been times Id take a shower when I got there just cause its getting to that hot time of the year and Id sweat just a lil when walking to the room even though I showered 20 minutes ago. I just have a bit of OCD about sweat, I hate it, which really suck when I work all day in the sun
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A new young provider was relucent to do BBBJ until she sniffed Woddy to see if he smelled "clean"-True Story-lmao- Musta been OK cause she coulda suck started a hoover vacum.
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Hmmmm Perhaps we can we get a sticky, or maybe a large-lettered banner atop the forum that says, "WASH YOUR ASS AND BALLS NO MORE THAN 10 MINUTES BEFORE A SESSION!" It would help solve a lot of these problems!
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"I don't know, I mean shit, if I'm going to have to shower for her, she seems kinda high maintenance".
TCGF

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foxyred73's Avatar
i rather have hot sicky sex than clean sex anytime
Yo...yo.yoooooooooooooooooooo

Having yo hot sicky sex is cool ya'll but that snatch better not stank. Feel me? If I getz mi beanstalk sproutin n shiz mi senses better be on what mi seeing and not smellin ya dig.

I stay super clean when the ABQ sees a woman. I keep tha ridin dirty fo other occasions n shiz.
guy fawkes's Avatar
"Are u fresh and clean?"
Sounds a HELL OF A LOT BETTER
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Damn! governmentguru is taking pics of me in the shower. Who do I complain to?
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What about the ladies are you clean down there after sex...do you shower or just your wash yourself at the sink
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i enjoy my shower on hot lazy day of loving
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Sorry if I digress somewhat from the OP's original statement....but,

Once upon a time..."protocol" back when an hour was at least 60 minutes and anything less than that (BnG, for example) was the real exception to any rule....

1- the first thing after the welcoming hug and kiss, was a trip into the bathroom where fresh towels, a wrapped toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash and other essentials were awaiting....

Next, some bathing and perhaps even some dual "warm up" activities in the tub (yes, tub) or in the shower....

2 - Then the action, and then, the "clean-up" which usually involved the shower (solo or dual) and the final dressing and leaving/

Often in between 1 and 2 there may have been some wine or other light refreshment.

MSOG was usually the rule and not the exception, running over the hour by 15 minutes or so to accommodate the pre- and post- session cleanups were not counted against the session. Tips were frequently often the custom and not the exception.

Yes, those were for the most part the "good old days" and I prefer to label those sessions as "Classic" more than "ordinaire."

Nowadays, many a hobbyist may well be offered a light peck on the lips or cheek, a quick strip off of clothing, a hurried bj/cbj leading to a sometimes vigorous (or not, depending on time of day/was he her first of day or next), a romp on an already used bed, a couple of baby wipes and a hug at the door prior to departure.

Not casting any aspersions, but the hobby has certainly changed a lot in the last few years and longer.