I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Depends Alyssa.............if you're the one doing the sticking!!!!

"My Anaconda don't want none, unless its got buns hun."

Possibly the greatest lyric ever written.

NO injections or implants needed here!

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i've seen a brazilian butt job that was fucking awesome & all natural

(moving fat from you legs & thighs ect to your butt)

that god i dont have that problem

Ew, that is not well.

I just do squats that seems to be the safest and most inexpensive way of getting a butt! Originally Posted by Paven

Perfectly said

Big ass- NO- disgusting.. Tight well shaped ass=perfect.. Gemma- you got the right idea.. We need to workout sometime.. (yeah I am talking squats RCG on my rod.. Along with maybe some hip flexion) that would keep you fit!!

I'm torn on this because to me, it is so freaking hard to put into words what makes me look twice at an ass.

I once made a comment in a review back on ASPD that pissed the provider off because to me she had a perfect ass. Does everyone know what 'boy shorts" are?
http://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/boyshorts
I made a reference to her having the ass built for boy shorts. She didn't understand....

Then there are the asses that I have to force myself from staring. One I see on a regular basis has such a nice break from the small of the back that i once joked to a friend with me that I could balance a mug of beer on that ass! Wow!

The bubble butt that I see, especially on some AA and Latina providers, that makes me want to take both hands and cup that ass and give her ass a massage for an hour or two or three!

All of the ones that get my attention, no matter the shape, are those that appear tight and firm and the woman knows how to wear the proper pants to show it off!

About the only ass I am not fond of is on the women who have taken a big ass to an extreme and appears to have quit walking or exercising at all to keep those glutes in shape and allowed too much fat to settle in for the long hall.

Never been a fan of Kardashian, those always seemed to large but I have never seen her in person and we know TV adds at least 10 pounds. (probably all to her ass!)

In my personal life, I just love when a woman can lay beside me in a spooning position and that ass can "fit" without knocking me off the couch ir bed!

Thanks for the thread. Helped me remember some great asses I have enjoyed playing with and some I wished I had been able to play with!

As long as there's no hail dents (or a hairy nut sack hanging down) I'm good with a nice big bootay!

Hail dents? LOL That's a good one!

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And -2 internets to Berkliegh for mixed R&B metaphor. Don't get your Bell Biv Devoe up in my Mix-a-Lot! Originally Posted by Duke of G

LMAO!!!

I do enough squats or squatting I should say ON THE FACE LOL...

It still looks good but I do miss it

I'm all about real...Real Boobs....Real Butts....Real Belly. It makes someone who they are and what the Big Guy in the sky meant for them to be.

roflmao! IM all natural ass here, and will def swallow a g string!

I saw a lady about a year ago who was apparently getting silicone injection in her ass. She literally had lumps on her butt cheeks. It was bizarre.

All natural ass for me. Hmmm think I need to see you again LEXUS. WHats Mot to love about yours. Yeeee ha. Ride em cowgirl!!!