Pick Up Lines

You know that "I love you"

I have personally heard all of these in my bartending days

Girl are so fine I would drink your bath water.

Girl you are think like gravy I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a bisquit. Lol

Hi do you know how much a polar bear weighs ..... Enough to break the ice. hi my name is... Lol

AHEM**CREEPY** LOL

I had a friend who was doing his externship with me and he was the biggest nerd
ever.. I mean goofy, spray on hair, smart ass, and everything and just weird..

But we invited him out one night since everyone was going and we tell him to not be shy and go up to a lady and ask her to dance ..

So a few drinks go down smooth and hes ready ..lol..

He goes up to a woman and the music is loud, and hes asking loud HEEEEY YOU WANNA DANCE ?? She looks at him like ohh hell .. then she replies "NO" ..
He said excuse me i said YOU LOOK FAT IN YOUR PANTS.. NOT IF U WANNA DANCE..

OMG I ABOUT PEED MYSELF WHEN HE SAID THAT.. I WAS LIKE HI FIVE SMOOTH RECOVERY.. LOL.. she of course was pissed though..

lmao .. ohh thanks for bringing back a fond memory..

xoxo
lexxxi

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He said excuse me i said YOU LOOK FAT IN YOUR PANTS.. NOT IF U WANNA DANCE..

OMG I ABOUT PEED MYSELF WHEN HE SAID THAT.. I WAS LIKE HI FIVE SMOOTH RECOVERY.. LOL.. she of course was pissed though.. Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

Funny, yeah. But what about her poor boyfriend, who -- of course -- lied when she asked him that evening, as they were about to head out the the door:

"Do you think these slacks make my butt look big?"

How about - I will cook you breakfest in the morning.

lmbo .. @ gary vee too funny.. !!! hehe!!

"give me your 'fuc****' number before i dont want it anymore!" ive never had to use this line though...had a funny feeling that it might not work!

"Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?"

"My face is leaving in 5 minutes and I want you on it?"

Ask to check the tag in her shirt and say, "Damn, I could've sworn you were made in Heaven."

Ask her, "Did it hurt?" And when she says, "What?", reply with " When you fell out of Heaven."



And, never use this one in a gay bar: "Mind if I push in your stool?"

"Excuse me darlin but ca I borrow your cell phone?"
Hot girl responds "Why?"
"My Mom told me to call her when I met the woman of my dreams!"

Your legs remind me of a really bad flu. Do they spread just as easily?

I Know I am not at a library so why do you keep checking me out?

You want to see some magic? Spend the night with me and tomorrow I will dissapear forever. Kinda neat...eh?

Your eyes aare bluer than the richest and most beautiful ocean. But help me I am drowning looking at you.

What is your parents number? I need to thank them for creating the genes to those awesome boobs!

You like Pool? We can use your holes and my cue and balls!

The one I use to use in the 70's was "do you like your eggs benidict tart or mild?" she would ask "why?" I, "lemons are hard to buy at 4am." Actually worked more often than not. Any of you ladies want to taste the best Eggs Benidict of your life?