bad luck karma

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I'll post a list of stuff that happened to me.

you be the judge!
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Dilbert Firestorm's 2012 Bad Luck Report

January 2012

1 - Scratched paint on SUV
2 - Pink eye infection

February 2012

3 - Chevrolet S10 engine makes loud noise - replaced engine
4 - got ticket from local police for not yielding to police car
5 - Fingernail infection - damaged fingernail clears out late May 2012

March 2012

6 - Chrysler LHS right tire blow out

May 2012

Right hand injuries
7 - Jammed 1st finger into staple handle (joint affects thumb and 2nd finger)
8 - 1 week later - Slammed door on 2nd finger (middle finger)
9 - 2 days later - burned pinkie when got too close to the pot

June 2012

10 - Staple bite on left thumb
11 - Chipped Chrysler LHS left wheel rim - 2" wide
12 - S10 truck accident with another car - driver side fender and front corner bumper bent up




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Geez, it sucks to be you.
Dilbert Firestorm's 2012 Bad Luck Report

January 2012
1 - Scratched paint on SUV
2 - Pink eye infection

February 2012
3 - Chevrolet S10 engine makes loud noise - replaced engine
4 - got ticket from local police for not yielding to police car
5 - Fingernail infection - damaged fingernail clears out late May 2012

March 2012
6 - Chrysler LHS right tire blow out

May 2012
Right hand injuries
7 - Jammed 1st finger into staple handle (joint affects thumb and 2nd finger)
8 - 1 week later - Slammed door on 2nd finger (middle finger)
9 - 2 days later - burned pinkie when got too close to the pot

June 2012
10 - Staple bite on left thumb
11 - Chipped Chrysler LHS left wheel rim - 2" wide
12 - S10 truck accident with another car - driver side fender and front corner bumper bent up



Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
Law Suit. Somebody has to pay for your misfortunes. Shyster up, it's the American way.
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Yeah. PM TTH. He'll make those bastards pay! Even if it wasn't their fault!



Hey, TTH. Do I get a referral fee?
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
Yeah. PM TTH. He'll make those bastards pay! Even if it wasn't their fault!



Hey, TTH. Do I get a referral fee? Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
I don't think TTH is reading this thread. lol!
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Dilbert Firestorm's 2012 Bad Luck Report

January 2012

1 - Scratched paint on SUV
2 - Pink eye infection

February 2012

3 - Chevrolet S10 engine makes loud noise - replaced engine
4 - got ticket from local police for not yielding to police car
5 - Fingernail infection - damaged fingernail clears out late May 2012

March 2012

6 - Chrysler LHS right tire blow out

May 2012

Right hand injuries
7 - Jammed 1st finger into staple handle (joint affects thumb and 2nd finger)
8 - 1 week later - Slammed door on 2nd finger (middle finger)
9 - 2 days later - burned pinkie when got too close to the pot

June 2012

10 - Staple bite on left thumb
11 - Chipped Chrysler LHS left wheel rim - 2" wide
12 - S10 truck accident with another car - driver side fender and front corner bumper bent up


Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
one more to the list.

13 - got bit/stung by an insect or spider this morning.

sigh sucks to be me.
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
one more to the list.

13 - got bit/stung by an insect or spider this morning.

sigh sucks to be me.
Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
looks like the culprit is a spider, wasp or horsefly. I think I'm leaning towards horsefly.... my mom found a big horsefly attacking her...

that bite/sting really hurt!
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#14 - truck won't start - took it to the mechanic's shop. battery seems ok. bet its the alternator.

the hit keeps on comming... somebody up there doesn't like me..
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
Actually this bad luck count is 15. Left one out of the list, A/C in the Chrysler broke.

I'll have to redo the list anyway.