Hobby Hospice: Redefining The Term, "Happy Endings"

Dannie, I have a double indemnity clause in my insurance policy that pays double to the person that is having sex with me if I have "the big one" during coitus. Wanna try and kill me with kindness? Originally Posted by cpi3000

If she's not game, I am.



I just need you to eat this apple first.

and far be it for me of all people to correct grammar but perhaps she may have meant "nursing" home as opposed to nursery home. if not she can baby me anytime

I think it is a great idea. You go girl. I have volunteered at several nursery homes over the years and I tell you what those folks still know how to have a good time, I think it's just great. And the looks that I got from some of those men, I think they may have been a little naughty thoughts? Originally Posted by Tara Evans

One big problem you will have is that the families probably won't want the patient to spend any extra money, such as co-payments. At this time home health agencies charge the patient nothing for in-home health care. They accept what medicare pays. Playtime, and the funds, is a real problem. You have to use paypal to transfer funds or get a prepaid visa/mc, which most providers don't want to do. Then you have to close the door and hope nobody comes in. You could put a lock on the door, but probably wouldn't work. You could probably mention it to the nurses/aids, but they would act offended and go tell the social worker. Then the social worker would come out and tell the family. Too many questions. Oh, did I mention that the families keep a close watch on the funds?!
Has anyone noticed that one of the nurses on that med show on TNT offers HJs to the patients sometimes. It stars Jada Pinkett Smith but she isn't the nurse doing extras.

If she's not game, I am.



I just need you to eat this apple first. Originally Posted by Infamous BJ

You women and your god damned apples. That is how this shit got started in the first place!

CPI:
BJ's gonna try to blow you into eternity while I will smother you with my ginormous bubbies, and DFWRaven will capture it all on film for insurance verification purposes...I'm not trying to get stiffed by a stiff!

and far be it for me of all people to correct grammar but perhaps she may have meant "nursing" home as opposed to nursery home. if not she can baby me anytime Originally Posted by petiteassman

Tara's slip is is quite appropriate and may be intentional. "Nursing" conjures up images of bandages and IV's while a "Nursery" has a lot of sucking going on :-)

Nice save OldGrump. Dannie just please name your hospice providing facility "Happy Ending" or something along that line. I drove by a place called "Autumn Leaves" alzheimers clinic and I thought that was the saddest, appropriate/inappropriate business name I have ever seen.