Bad Breath again?

Roothead's Avatar
Chew some gum and offer it to her saying it is a new flavor and really good - in my undergrad years I had a FWB that smoked when she was out in the bars.... thereafter we would hook up and under the pretense of covering up our boozy breath whilst driving at 2am, I 'd chew trident Cinnamon and offer her a piece.... my work was done..... funny thing - I ran into her a few years back in NYC at a University related function and one thing she said to me is "I see you are still chewing gum all the time" ....LOL
mirandalee's Avatar
LOL Hobbyfun that would be so obvious, but I think it is improtant to have good heigene at all times..

**Visiting Dallas 7/14**
mouth wash, gum, etc, only masks the real issue. the body needs to purge. the way to be regular is to drink a half glass of warm prune juice when you get up in the morning. after one hour have breakfest. that will do the trick.
Invisible1's Avatar
Mayday, Mayday, I am asking about bad breath of a provider's mouth (not butt breath) and how to politely get her to correct the problem before or during a next appointment with her.

You may be correct in what you wrote, but asking a lady to purge and to be more "regular" by drinking some prune juice to help her breath will put probably end with me yelling, "MAYDAY MAYDAY! after she lights me on fire and throws me out of her incall.

Holy purging crap Batman, is her breath better yet?
Ask her if she needs a good dentist name and number?
cubsoxbull's Avatar
Bring her a gyro on your next visit, those work great for getting rid of bad breath.
Just ask her if she has any mouthwash because you want your breath to be fresh for her. Then as you swish some just take her one as you are small talking. If she looks at you crazy, just say, "well, you want to be fresh for me too dont you" problem solved.
Bad breath can also be a sign of internal problems too, not just gum disease or tooth decay.
rcg001's Avatar
There is a web site that can send an anonymous email to the person with the bad breath and they will not mention your name. The site sends a "Virtual Mint" to the email address that you provide. The site says: "People who have bad breath would like to receive accurate and valuable information on how they can eliminate this problem safely, affordably, and effectively."

http://www.therabreath.com/tellafriend.asp

There are similar sites for body odor, etc.
Torito's Avatar
Mayday, Mayday, I am asking about bad breath of a provider's mouth (not butt breath) and how to politely get her to correct the problem before or during a next appointment with her.

You may be correct in what you wrote, but asking a lady to purge and to be more "regular" by drinking some prune juice to help her breath will put probably end with me yelling, "MAYDAY MAYDAY! after she lights me on fire and throws me out of her incall.

Holy purging crap Batman, is her breath better yet? Originally Posted by Invisible1
I agree with you.

I did once have a favorite "friend" who had bad pussy breath during 69. Never happened before. After everything was finished, I gently and nervously told her it was different. She said that is because she had not been drinking enough water. I didn't believe it until the next time. It was gone.

I am not suggesting the same cure. Only that gentle, respectful honesty is not always rejected. Of course, sometimes it is. Your risk. Your decision.

Torito
TheWanderer's Avatar
This is a very good thread and one can only hope that those to whom it applies to will read it and take some preventative measures.
Sometimes the sinuses can be screwed up due to infection or allergies and give someone dog breath.
I've tried the mouthwash trick, gum and mints and that will only mask septic tank sinus breath for about 5-10 minutes.
I wish I could get this message to this guy I work with.

I've decided that my only solution at work is to mentally turn off my olfactory senses on command.....basically just shut down my sense of smell temporarily.
Anyone have any advice on that? Can I reach that state through meditation? Zen?
sovanna's Avatar
Chew gum or pop in some breath mints. So every time you're that close to her face or something, don't inhale. Slowly exhale out of your mouth. Don't make it obvious. Say you have a fetish with gum and mints. You give her some. I guess you can come up with a fetish story? Idk.
Sometimes it's just diet that does it...but at least it's bad on the top end, not the business end.

Hard to stuff a certs in there without a little curiosity.
Hey this goes for guys too!

If you don't check your oral hygiene before seeing me, NO DFK or DATY! I have disposable tooth brushes, tooth paste, and Listerine in the bathroom...there really is no excuse.


Halitosis is
pyramider's Avatar
How do you feel about toe cheese?