What kind of bird are you?

Is anyone going to say peacock or wild turkey or bald eagle?

I need a lady to give me the early bird special. (15)

Analisa may be a buff-breasted flycatcher.

Is anyone going to say peacock or wild turkey?

I need a lady to give me the early bird special. (15)

Analisa may be a buff-breasted flycatcher. Originally Posted by am-a-pleaser

Ahhahahaha, I'm going to pee my pants. I've been waiting for some one to claim cock....Oh, no! No cock fights please.

BTW, this bird sex terminology is just too far fetched. #32. Come on, lol.

Horny ass bird

Ananlisa you make me laugh so hard. Anyone interested in 30?

How about 70.

No on 70 cuz I need more attention but lets try 70, am-a-pleaser!!!

Ananlisa you make me laugh so hard. Anyone interested in 30?

How about 70. Originally Posted by am-a-pleaser

No on 70 cuz I need more attention but lets try 70, am-a-pleaser!!! Originally Posted by anova444

I meant number 30

No on 70 cuz I need more attention but lets try 70, am-a-pleaser!!! Originally Posted by anova444

Analisa, no 70? remember the girls have they're hands and mouths free to play. You would get lots of attention. Just think of me as your bed. As for 30, you're just trying to be my atf. Remember 15, too.

Analisa, no 70? remember the girls have they're hands and mouths free to play. You would get lots of attention. Just think of me as your bed. As for 30, you're just trying to be my atf. Remember 15, too. Originally Posted by am-a-pleaser

No, No, I don't want a worm! How full is your cialis perscription?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

I knew what it was the first time you mentioned it, HAHAHA! Get your ass to Dallas dammit! and bring the cialis!

Double Bird Strike

Double Bird Strike Originally Posted by gitzo

What number is this one gitzo?

Yours! Number 30

oh I meant #23. Sorry. That was typical of how smooth I can be when taking to the ladies.

No, No, I don't want a worm! How full is your cialis perscription?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

I knew what it was the first time you mentioned it, HAHAHA! Get your ass to Dallas dammit! and bring the cialis! Originally Posted by anova444

Don't worry, I'm a little bigger down there than a worm. Wait, let me check. Okay, I am bigger. lol I have a feeling I'll need more than cialis. Okay, shopping list: plastic furniture coverings, cialis, sandwich (Tara), massage oil, fudge, something for breakfast.....

What number is drinking squirt? Baby, I can hit the spots.

oh I meant #23. Sorry. That was typical of how smooth I can be when taking to the ladies. Originally Posted by gitzo

hahaha, I love this thread. Don't worry baby, we don't have to talk. We can do the double bird strike(23), and the humming birrd(30). You may need to bring some cialis too.