If you could be a Superhero...who would you be?

Fancyinheels's Avatar
If I were a guy, Underdog. Who doesn't like a warm puppy? Since puppies are so cute, girls hug them and carry them around, so UD would be able to nuzzle a lot of other puppies.

But since I'm a girl, Phoenix from the X-Men, reborn from her former self, raven-haired and hot as Hell, able to influence men to do her bidding.

If I could just squeeze myself into that suit...


Dr Manhattan...even above a superhero...plus gets to walk around nekkid all the time.



Stop drooling WDF.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
14! That is all it took for someone to post a stupid responce to such a serious question. Tony Stark does not understand business. Batman (Bruce Wayne) knows business. Superman is a reporter (nuff said). What about Captain America? Fought Nazis, Japanese, Communists, and Senor Burrito.
Ducbutter's Avatar
Trojan Man
Batman!
I'd have to say the Black Widow, but mostly because she's doing Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) in the Avengers.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
which Phoenix? Dark or Good?
thorleif3x's Avatar
well as my name says...Thor
Guest123018-4's Avatar
The REAL Superman would never renounce his American citizenship.
Come to think of it, isn't he an illegal aline.
Where are his papers.
Isn't he from another planet?
Would Clark Kent be able to get press credentials to even get near the President.

All of these are serous questions to ponder.
I meant in the comic book.

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/0...s-citizenship/

So much for truth, justice and the American way. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy


Oh crap sorry i gave them up when I hit high school.
This is easy. Superman, without any doubt, especially for hobbying.

I'd be x-ray visioning women dusk till dawn. Superspeed tongue action on DATY. Being able to screw on top of the Eiffel Tower anytime I wanted. Or a mile above it, if I felt like it. In fact, I could join the mile high club without the need for a plane!! And not much chance of the neighbors telling us to keep it down at the Fortress of Solitude.

And if it was a really great session, I'd just spin the world around in reverse to move back time an hour, and do it her all over again.
CJ7's Avatar
  • CJ7
  • 08-03-2012, 04:31 PM
wouldnt Superman blow a chick into little pieces when he shot his load?


BOOOOM BOOOOMMMMM BOOOOOMMMMMMMM

dang,sorry about that baby
well as my name says...Thor Originally Posted by thorleif3x
Your avatar would make you cute Thor .
TheDaliLama's Avatar
well as my name says...Thor Originally Posted by thorleif3x
I dont feel thoo good my thelf.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
which Phoenix? Dark or Good? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Would depend on my mood. Bi-Polar Phoenix.