Doing #2 at your dates place

True That. The cat is evil. It kept creeping into the bedroom while I was enjoying pepper all over me

I'd just blame it on your evil little cat, Pepper.
LuLz!

**Edit to note** It wasn't me in the story, guys.
I only posted it. It was somebody else. hell, I wouldn't dare tell a soul
had it been me. LoL F'real!
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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

**Paging Monica Fox. You're wanted on the white courtesy phone. Monica Fox**



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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Its all about the courtesy flush

Omg freakin funny!!!

There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so fuc*ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.

omg, thats funny shit.

LMAO! A man gotta do what a man gotta doo-doo! For that effort you win the gold. Originally Posted by Daracus

LMAO!! THAT'S TO FUNNY DARACUS...

ON THE OTHER HAND QUOTE ON QUOTE "This is mostly for guys because we all know women's "stuff" doesn't stink"

Let me tell a short story..I will not name the other girl..but this is how it happened..a client had requested a double one night..so I picked a very HOT girl for us to play with...so after the session was over we went to wash off..when the client and I came back to the room this girl had "broken wind" and OMG!! that was some foul odor..I wasn't just embarrassed for my client..lol.. so let's just say..She almost got the Sh** fucked outta her..and No she dosen't speak greek..

With that said..my advice is to go #2 before the session..

SKF, that post of yours is the friggin most hilarious thing i've ever read!!! i think i peed myself reading it! you are one sick puppy for posting that sad epic novella!

Oh my gosh, this was so funny! I have tears running down my face, someone pass the kleenex!

Pee bottles lol, just make sure it's not a Mt. Dew one!