Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

that's fine durango, it's really ok if you like hanging out naked in a turkish prison, who am I to judge.

the important thing is you bumped my threAD so thanks, and thank you also texrich

As a former prison guard in a Turkish Prison let me tell you that the hours are a bitch.

monkmonk's posts are like Christmas here.

monkmonk's posts are like Christmas here. Originally Posted by Prolongus

Kinda like the socks you got from grandma every year?

Blah…blah…blah, from some previous threADS we have deduced you are the squirtin king of Dallas with 46 positive reviews, my question is can you do this?

Why no I cannot, but I bet the chicks dig fisting when you do that.

Lucky bastard

monkmonk, this should be in coed you poor thang

I see you are touring. If you come near downtown, near me... I have 23 cents and a hot mount dew. I could amp it up if I had motivation. For example, I have a coupon for some creme soda. I do have some in frig but they are cold. I think you like yours hot/stale.

Just trying to help your self esteem monk.

Just lure him in with some KFC.

Nah, I like to "haggle" with him. Last time we haggled I had him running for a week with no shower, then ride his bicycle, with a basket on it, it's a place to keep his loose change in a baggie. Then arrive and sit outside my door as I count the change. He bring me hot diet dr pepper. It never happened. It's okay cuz I just like haggling with him. Forget KFC. I will give him sonic coupon.

Fucking tease ...

Hey, I have a Church's coupon, you need it?

+1

Gratuitous spamming of my sig line in 3... 2... 4... 1...

and another.

one more for good measure...

I thought fuckfest was over