Do you really want to argue about masturbation, Joe? No telling who will post to this.
A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote that says "I'm tired of your bullshit." A vote for Gary Johnson says "I realize there in no demonstrable difference between the major party candidates." A vote for Gary Johnson says "I know neither one of you will protect my freedom, and I don't want to be responsible for the destruction you will cause this country." A vote for Gary Johnson says, "I'm not playing your game anymore, and I'm banding with others to peacefully overturn what you have turned our country into."
In other words, "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WINDtlPXmmE