mister we could use a man like hoibut hoover...

You know, from all the late 20 to early 40 somethings that man-whore up the elevator with the hair products and overuse of cologne advertised by zero body fat gay dudes who need a shave, I figured that must be all the rage with the ladies. If it's not, somebody needs to put a billboard so I can ride the elevator without holding my breath. Guys these days are worse than a gaggle of perfume snipers at Nordstroms, gag me with vapor wise.

And J edgar Hoover was a crossdressing extortionist we can do without.