Romney's Campaign Strategy

Send in the clowns...

Don't bother, they're here.

I think this calls for a song! Ladies and Gentlemen, the incomparable Stan Kenton Orchestra!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKn-ukZZJY

There ought to be clowns...

First you ask if anyone knows Romney's campaign strategy. Then you say you can give us reasons aplently as to why Obama would be a vastly superior leader.

Do you want to talk about Romney's campaign strategy or reasons why we think he would be a superior leader?

I'll answer the latter question.

Reasons Aplenty Why Romney Would be a Better Leader than Obama

1) Built an enormously successful business, and yes he DID build it

2) Not raised by Marxists

3) Did not have a childhood mentor that was card carrying, dues paying, enthusiastic member of Communist Party USA

4) Never a member of the socialist New Party

5) Not a citizen of four separate countries (Kenya, Great Britain, Indonesia, and possibly America)

6) Believes in American exceptionalism

7) Never taught Saul Alinsky seminars

8) Never worked for ACORN

9) Does not believe it should be legal to kill newborn babies

10) Not married to a woman who "has never been proud of America, her entire adult life"

11) Ran a successful Winter Olympics, that was in chaos before he took over

12) Has never used illegal drugs

13) Did not choose a moron as a running mate

14) Can not recite the Muslim call to prayer in perfect Arabic

15) Uses his own Social Security number

16) Has only had one name

17) Does not let his own brother live in dire poverty, forcing him to accept charity from conservative journalists

18) Does not eat dogs

And last, wants to restore America to its former greatness not fundamentally transform it into a socialist hellhole.

PS
Additional reasons why Romney would be a superior leader are available on request. Originally Posted by joe bloe

Holy shit. You really did drink the Kool Aid.

Ah, let's keep this going. The one, the only, Frank!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3lkBmNVDrM

Sorry, Yssup. You reminded of one of my favorite songs.

You can get back to thread now.

There ought to be clowns... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Well, maybe next year.

Holy shit. You really did drink the Kool Aid. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

The "drink the Kool-Aid" phrase came from the Jonestown mass suicide. Jim Jones was a communist. It's ironic you would be using that phrase.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMt3nKd-QZY

FastGoon, you're too far gone for any reason to sink in, but you are entertaining. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Well, you're half right.

It's not that FastGoon doesn't understand Romney's campaign strategy, he just has trouble understanding how anyone would dare run against Saint Barack, who Is to be Praised, Holy is His Name. Obama Akhbar!

According to FastGoon, we really don't need to have an election, ever again. We have the right President, so now we simply need to that pesky Congress out of the way, and rip up that tired, old Constitution, and Barack, the Holy One, bless all the people the way he wants.

Send in the clowns... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Ask and you shall receive.

dont ask and you recieve anyway

Answer? Are you kidding me?

What answer?

It is obvious that you don't understand diddly-squat!

. . . All I've heard so far is bullshit opinions!

I think a few of us answered your original question, do we understand the Romney strategy? Yes, we do and we told you what we understood. Now, the question seems to be can you understand the answer? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Answer? Are you kidding me?

What answer?

It is obvious that you don't understand diddly-squat!

. . . All I've heard so far is bullshit opinions!


Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

But, on the other hand, you DO understand diddly-squat.

It was an opinion question.

I have to warn COG, you committed blasphemy against Obama with what you wrote. Watch your back.

It was an opinion question.

I have to warn COG, you committed blasphemy against Obama with what you wrote. Watch your back. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

I hear the FEMA camps may not be that bad, if you know the right people.