Top Three Deal-breakers

1. Hygiene
2. sketchy/unsafe location
3. Substance use
3. pictures are old and gross misrepresentation of current appearance
4. stops my time to answer phone calls/texts from other clients
5. Doesn't bother to get ready for the session. Comes to the door in a towel, no makeup, wearing sweats and a t-shirt type of thing.
6. Booking sessions right after a surgery, or any other physical issue or doctor visit, that limits their ability to provide (yes I've actually had this happen to me twice)

1. Hygiene
2. Unsafe Location or Location that Makes My Intentions Obvious
3. Rushed Service

1. any indication of a pimp
2. no daty
3. if she doesn't at least pretend she's happy I'm there. (Is that IOP?)
4. lack of discretion (kiss and tell in chat)
5. high volume ("Let me see, I have a 4:00 and a 5:30. I could work you in at 5 for 30 minutes.")

1. No bbbjcim
2. no bbbjcim
3. no bbbjcim

1 Bad hygiene/Bad breath

2 Rushed, crafty adjustments with bedroom clock (like we don't notice) Done after first pop in an hour and leaving. no MSOG or have MSOG for an additional charge.

3 Bad attitude and misleading photos to straight out lies of age.

4 CBJ

1. Any sign of drama
2. Bad attitude
3. Indications of high volume, including advertising that she has received 87 Yes Reviews ... in the last week.

1. bad attitude
2. a pecker

1.) poor attitude
1.b) stupidity
2.) cbj
3.) a la carte pricing (I don't want to have to bring a calculator to a session)

1. Misrepresentations (looks, age, services)
2. Lack of independence.
3. Drama (upselling, location issues,etc)

Hygiene
No IOP
Photos not matching face or body size
Stubble, wears my face out during DATY

Lack of TCB skills
Bad hygiene
rushed service or clock watching

1. No fried chicken at the incall. (Beat you to it, monkmonk.)

2. "What, Prolongus? You have a P411 profile? Where?"

3. Cancellations at the last minute or NC/NS.
I know some of them can't be helped, but...if you're like me, you go from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde in 2.1 seconds when that happens, lol.

1. Bad hygiene
2. Lack of IOP
3. No MSOG

1) hygiene
2) attitude
3) misrepresentation (photos or services)

If hygiene isn't at the top of your list you're doing it wrong. That means teeth, clean body, clean pussy, protection, and the list continues... (I'm expected to be showered and clean is it too much to ask to expect the same in return?)

Unclean/Unsafe locations.

Illegal substances that alter the mind.


While upselling is also a a deal breaker, top three have to be what is above. I can handle everything else but these three things will have me out the door pretty damn quick most of the time. Originally Posted by KenMonk

I have to agree with KenMonk, except number 3, as long as i don't see it or smell it, were cool. and insert for number 3) BAD ATTITUDE.

4) NO KISSING
5) UPSELL

Oh, you said top 3, I have a longer list lol

CG