I always have a pack of baby wipes next to my bed and I clean up for them lol.. They seem to enjoy my hands rubbing on them getting them all cleaned up lol.. and I like to touch the balls while cleaning them get the last lil tingle out lol.. Originally Posted by mirandaleeDamn Mirandalee! I was getting excited at your description of your cleanup of the man after the fact. LOL! I gotta come see you one day! Talk about the “FINAL ACT!”
I think that the reason they do the clean up on me is because they know how lazy I am and that I'll likely use the comforter, or the pillow, or hell, even the curtains..(Good ol' Finde taught me that one) whatever is handy ...cuz I'm not really all that picky about what I use to clean myself off as others tend to be.
I'm low maintenance.
What gets my goat is when they come back and try to do the ol' wipe down with a garment that was dampened in Siberia, or from some damned Polar ice cap somewhere. This is SO not cool. Get some damned heat on that thing before you get to wiping on me. You're liable to send me into some kind of thermal shock or something weird like that if you're not careful.
But yeah, I approve. Hell, I'm easy Any time I can get a woman to touch my junk, I'm gonna' give it my nod of approval.
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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun