Refresher course for MEN!!!!! How to NOT get caught :)

Sweet - your trend (and website/showcase as well as inputs with great pix) makes me want to travel out to Arkansas to meet you Originally Posted by plainjoe

Yeah, me too.
Maybe we could charter a bus?

I can't stress enough the use of a hobby phone. Bobby Petrino would still be the coach at Arkansas right now and fucking his hot SB if he had used one instead of a University provided cell.

Originally Posted by pipefitter73

Petrino was caught, because he was in a motorcycle accident with the chick on the back!

Petrino was caught, because he was in a motorcycle accident with the chick on the back! Originally Posted by Obi_Wan

Sort of, but his lie about why they were together that day didn't stick when the University noticed he had been texting her 70 times a day.

Petrino was tried of losing to Alabama and wanted to go to a state where shoes are not an oddity.

Okay, I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here. First, the disclaimer. Of course all the advice provided is spot on and correct. However, there is the cumbersome reality presented by doing this--namely using the privacy mode or private browsing mode. It clears your cookies and forces you to log on everytime you begin a new session after "wiping" the memory from a previous session. When you do this, the websites in question then think this is the first time you have logged on and they don't remember where you left off in a previous session. Yes, I know private mode helps cover one's tracks, but it is too much of a pain. I, instead, use a completely different browser. For my non-hobby interests, I use IE. However, when I want to browse hobby interests, I use Firefox. I have the shortcut buried deeply in my computer. It takes me 5 clicks to get to it. The odds of finding it on accident are astronomical. I make sure Windows has no trace of Firefox in any of my histories, etc. I find this to be a good balance.

Great thread!! I have had a couple of wives contact me after seeing my # in husband's phone...I try my best to cover for them so they don't get caught...it has worked I hope

If you can get what they call a hobby phone and keep it at work

Firefox has a security setting where Privacy Mode is automatic - no history, cookies, etc. Also, I browse using TOR - there was a trend a few months ago about surfing anonymously in the security section. HOBBY phone - make it a DUMB phone and NOT a SMART phone. Dumb phones have very little memory, etc. so incriminating texts, pictures, etc. are not possible. No taking pictures or souvenirs from or of the lady. Someone stated it earlier, think with the big head, not the small one. Stay safe, have fun!

I think the real reason Petrino got caught because the young lady was doing the reach around. Damn they said RoadHead was dangerous in a car but I think a Reach Around on a Motorcyle is even more dangerous.

I guess I tempt fate.

The only technical bypass I did was hardware based.
I got her an iphone 4 i got a buggy android.
I got her an ipad 3 i got a quirky laptop running
a crippled Win7.
She hates my pc and phone.

She has att i got t-mo
Shes banks SACU i got Broadway

Best way to avoid getting caught
is not to give SO an std =D

Great thread. Excellent suggestions. I do them all.

What I HATE is the damn contacts list. You can't delete anyone. I only put aliases there: Angelina R is James R, etc. but I live in fear of the day when wifey asks "Who is James R?"

I can password protect my phone to prevent snooping but if we are together and she says "My phone is dead, let me use yours" you can't really say NO.

I suppose a hobby phone is the only answer...what a pain!

Excellent advise SNL. I really thought any man that had ever seen Fatal Attraction would be cautious enough to do all those things & more. 25 years that movie has been out yet all those lessons are there on how not to get caught or caught up with a psycho. I was not married when that move came out but it sure never left my thoughts to this very day. Think of that movie & you will never forget or will learn very quickly how to do all of these things.