Romney won't show us his tax returns. Romney won't tell us his plan to save the economy. Romney won't let us know how many strokes it takes him to spew hot beverages. Romney won't pay his FUCKING taxes! Originally Posted by Yssup RiderHey you Dim-witted, Kool Aid sucking moron, Romney isn't required to show you or Odumbo his tax returns. You and your asshole-buddy Senator Reid are fucking moronic liars when you claim Romney doesn't pay his taxes. Even Odumbo has conceded that Romney pays taxes, so it just validates what an enormous jackass you are when you claim otherwise.
DID YOU, BUTTMUNCH? I'm guessing you did everything you could to avoid paying into the system, but shreiked like a banshee when you got your SS statement showing you had contributed JACK SHIT to the American way of life. Get the fuck off your couch, take a shower, shave (if you're old enough to do so) and get a job sir! Originally Posted by Yssup RiderYou're projecting, asswipe! You are too knowledgeable not to be a specialist in these matters, Assup!
I'm afraid we, the 47% who will NEVER vote for a smegmatist like Romney, are tired of working our asses off to support the gizz guzzling lifestyles of fargin' iceholes like you. Originally Posted by Yssup RiderHere you are absolutely and ridiculously funny, Assup! An Odumbo supporter who actually works!!!! Too fucking hilarious!!!
(Bonus points if you can identify the movies from which those insults sprung). Originally Posted by Yssup RiderYou confirmed it, Assup. You are a Cheetos munching Kool Aid swilling, couch-potato collecting food stamps while you watch Kool Aid dispensing MSM news and movies!
That said ... you may be able to get a job blowing Mitt Romney after this is all over. Originally Posted by Yssup RiderOh, this coming from you, one of Odumbo's premiere fluff-fags.
Or maybe as a clerk at Staples. But don't look over your shoulder. There'll be a little Chinese dude there ready to take you job for half the price.How much did you earn last night on Sixth Street with your spray bottle and squeegee last, Assup? Did you make enough to get through until the end of the month?
Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
I'll be back on the couch jerking off to pictures of Rush Limbaugh! Originally Posted by Yssup RiderFixed that for ya'!
Apparently Instruck a nerve in the neocons. Fact is, I can bury them all, with sources, links, briskest and ribs,m bu most of these mofos wouldn't know a good rack of ribs if it was recommended by JesusEats.com Originally Posted by Yssup RiderYou needn't worry yourself about "burying" anything, Assup. You've already jumped into the liberal media cesspool, and you're drowning in Kool Aid shit. Did a web search for your article, asswipe. Only the most Dim-witted, Kool Aid dispensing websites ran your POS article that you failed to cite, Assup. Evidently you were too fucking embarrassed to show where you took it from.
Never has a individule been so castigated for following the law as Mitt Romney has done concerning his taxes.I noticed Jackie, but Ochucklehead and his comrades the Opudwackers could care less. When will they figure out Romney is squeaky clean. Chicago style politics won't work...fuckem
Has anybody noticed that he has done nothing that violates the US Tax Code? Originally Posted by Jackie S
So he paid only $ 1,900,000.00 dollars in income tax.OK, T2Nutlickers, I'll keep it simple for you. 5th grade or lower in order to play to the strengths of your Texas public education.....
Did any of you pay that much? Originally Posted by The2Dogs
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN NAME CALLING.Spoken like a "true believer." Do you starch your brown shirt or let it hang naturally?
WHAT I WOULD LIKE IS FOR ONE OF THE SOCIALISTS OR PROGRESSIVES OR LIBERALS OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL YOURSELVES THIS WEEK TO EXPLAIN WHY OR HOW YOU COULD EVER THINK THE WAY THAT YOU DO.
I'VE TRIED TO FIGURE OUT YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES USING RATIONAL THOUGHT, REASONING, AND GOOD OLE COMMON SENSE, AND I CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE THING.
IT MUST BE AKIN TO A RELIGION. ONCE YOU ACCEPT THE LIBERAL DOGMA THEN YOUR MIND CANT BE CHANGED BY ANYTHING. IT IS YOUR FAITH AND YOU CANT THINK FOR YOURSELF ANYMORE. Originally Posted by rodog44
OK, T2Nutlickers, I'll keep it simple for you. 5th grade or lower in order to play to the strengths of your Texas public education.....Hyperbole, Randy4Andy! The average American family of four with a $50,000 income doesn't pay 19% in taxes: the average American family of four with a $50,000 income aren't required to pay any federal income tax!!!
For Thurston and Lovey:
$1,900,000.00 is 14.1% of $13,475,177.31
$13,475,177.31 - $1,900,000.00 = $11,575,177.31 this is what Thurston and Lovey have left over of their REPORTED Adjusted Gross Income.
For the Average American:
$9,500.00 is 19% of $50,000.00
$50,000.00 - $9,500.00 = $40,500.00 this is what the AVERAGE American has left over of THEIR reported AGI.
And, the difference is.....
$40,500.00 is 0.349% of $11,575,177.31
That's 3/10 of ONE percent, genius.....
It's sorta hard to work up an "awwwwwwww isn't that terrible" for Thurston and Lovey.
I wonder how much sales tax, property tax, cell phone bills, gasoline bills, utility bills, rent or mortgage payments, savings (savings? wtf is that?) etc. eat up, AS A PERCENTAGE, of either family's income after taxes, car elevators notwithstanding?
Hell, I'll trade financial problems and "tax burden" with Thurston and Lovey and I make somewhat more than $50K.
T2Nutlickers, there's so few dots I'm surprised I had to connect them for you. Fu*k, I'll bet even Glenna can get this, unless she's tied up feeding her wabbit "lettus." Originally Posted by Randy4Candy