Is it time for a code of ethics?

Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
Where does taking a dump at the incall fall into line? Originally Posted by pyramider

Right next to taint pix??





c.a.
bojulay's Avatar
I will not ask Bojulay to stay all night when his donation
was only for one hour.

Do you girls know how bad it makes me feel when I have
to decline? Bojulay is very sensitive.

Say, do y'all like my new haircut?
cheatercheater's Avatar
Where does taking a dump at the incall fall into line? Originally Posted by pyramider
As long as you don't wipe towards the taint, it's acceptable.
pyramider's Avatar
This code of ethics needs to address taint and taint expectations.
The taint should be squeaky clean!
pyramider's Avatar
And ticklish, too.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
1st ethical dilemma:
Should a law which is unjust be broken, and should one be willing to suffer the consequences to publicly protest the injustice?
pyramider's Avatar
What does that have to do with taint?
Guest091314's Avatar
#1 rule......never piss off the pussy!
Ms. Roberts, that is by far the BEST rule of all
Never piss off the dick because he is paying your bills
pyramider's Avatar
Watch the girrrrl power, Kendall ... or no taint tickling for you ...
Pyramider must you continually tease me? Do put me out of my misery. Tickle me already!
TexasDave555's Avatar
Clients....

1) i'll bring the agreed upon or posted rate in cash.
2) I'll wash my balls, ass and brush my teeth for you.
3) I will be prompt and polite.
4) I will be discrete.
5) I will not cry on your shoulder or in your pillow should I fail to perform.
6) I will not ask how many you seen that day before, or will see after me.
7) I will not ask you to marry me, be my girlfriend or fuck-buddy..... (feel free to ask me tho)
8) I will not rifle through your purse or taking anything belonging to you.

Providers

1) I will douche, brush my teeth, change my sheets.
2) I will be on time .
3) I will make you think you are the best lover I have ever had.
4) I will not point and laugh.
5) I will turn my cell phone off during the time you are there.
6) I will not call, email or text you unless you tell me I can.
7) I will not discuss you or anything about you with anyone other than references you are asking for.
8) I will swallow your load with a smile and ask you for more.
9) I will wait until after you leave to roll my eyes.
10) I will not steal form you... I will not ask you for a loan or rent money.

This is my pledge.....

(Signature of Provider and Client)
pyramider's Avatar
Pyramider must you continually tease me? Do put me out of my misery. Tickle me already! Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Yes, I must tease and torment you. If you ever met me I would assuredly disappoint you ... so I will tease you.