1) i'll bring the agreed upon or posted rate in cash.
2) I'll wash my balls, ass and brush my teeth for you.
3) I will be prompt and polite.
4) I will be discrete.
5) I will not cry on your shoulder or in your pillow should I fail to perform.
6) I will not ask how many you seen that day before, or will see after me.
7) I will not ask you to marry me, be my girlfriend or fuck-buddy..... (feel free to ask me tho)
8) I will not rifle through your purse or taking anything belonging to you.
Providers
1) I will douche, brush my teeth, change my sheets.
2) I will be on time .
3) I will make you think you are the best lover I have ever had.
4) I will not point and laugh.
5) I will turn my cell phone off during the time you are there.
6) I will not call, email or text you unless you tell me I can.
7) I will not discuss you or anything about you with anyone other than references you are asking for.
8) I will swallow your load with a smile and ask you for more.
9) I will wait until after you leave to roll my eyes.
10) I will not steal form you... I will not ask you for a loan or rent money.