As a single guy I would never do this because I'm way too fucking transparent. If I bring a "date" to a social function who is very attractive, family and friends would assume she is either a hooker or someone I'm simply paying to be there. The problem with having a poor dating life and a small social circle is that everyone knows your business. Any uncharacteristic move on my part would raise immediate suspicion.
Originally Posted by Alien_Saint
It pays to never hide ones pervertedness. Me being as "horny as a three peckered billy goat" has been a long standing and ongoing joke with my family and friends. I've never come out and told anybody that I hobby when I am not in a relationship, but I doubt it would surprise anyone. They know if I'm not getting pussy, I'm looking for pussy.