Interesting thought

FishGuy13's Avatar
I think I would, but then again I have just gone solo to many social functions as well.
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
As a single guy I would never do this because I'm way too fucking transparent. If I bring a "date" to a social function who is very attractive, family and friends would assume she is either a hooker or someone I'm simply paying to be there. The problem with having a poor dating life and a small social circle is that everyone knows your business. Any uncharacteristic move on my part would raise immediate suspicion. Originally Posted by Alien_Saint
It pays to never hide ones pervertedness. Me being as "horny as a three peckered billy goat" has been a long standing and ongoing joke with my family and friends. I've never come out and told anybody that I hobby when I am not in a relationship, but I doubt it would surprise anyone. They know if I'm not getting pussy, I'm looking for pussy.
pyramider's Avatar
Hell 3pbg, we just thought you might be a freak at the state fair.
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
Hell 3pbg, we just thought you might be a freak at the state fair. Originally Posted by pyramider
Hahahaha, I would sign up if there were freak show groupies wanting to come back behind the trailers to give me some pussy. Big Tex burning down wouldn't have shit on me, lol.
I have done it many times in a business/marketing situation. And would bring the same women to several. My colleagues thought they were my girlfriends. I got away with it because of my reputation. People thought I should have a girlfriend, so they thought nothing of it. But I regret it now. I was living a lie. I lacked the balls to live a real life, so I created a pretend one.
Gentlemen Rendezvous's Avatar
I have made friends with several providers, good friends with a few. I have gone to business functions, social engagements and traveled internationally with two (at different times).

It is all based on the maturity and intelligence of the two people being involved and not being so totally mismatched as to give it away. I am in my 40's so I would bring people in a similar age rage.

Develop a good, strong, EASY TO REMEMBER STORY, both of you are comfortable with.

For example, "we were introduced through mutual friends at a networking event."
  • Zorro
  • 10-22-2012, 09:40 AM
Are you kidding? There are alot of very classy women I would love to have as arm candy for any function. ie, Gia Stevens, Shea, or Jenna Monroe just to name a few.