Limerick Contest!

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ozmosys's Avatar
A shapely provider named Shore
Would allow horny sailors to score
But when it came to Marines
She'd say no with a scream
She was rotten, they said, to the Corps Originally Posted by Poet Laureate
Was her name Dinah? I might have porked her on the PT-73 in New Caledonia.

No wait, that was a wet dream after watching a re-run of McHales Navy ...
If its ok to plagiarize , then Diceman it is :

Hickory Dickory Dock
This chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I shot my goo
And dropped her off on the very next block

Oh yeah ,
Mother Goose yeah I fucked her !
NipLover's Avatar
There once was a hermit named Dave
He found a dead girl in his cave
Though she smelled quite a bit
And she had a green tit
Think of the money Dave saved
ozmosys's Avatar
If its ok to plagiarize Originally Posted by The Rover
only when it's ok to de-nut a fellow bro ... or broquet ..
There once was a full moon so bright
The gravity pulled all the pussys in tight
When they men tried to thrust
The pussys did bust
Now no one cares for the night
Still Looking's Avatar
A shapely provider named Shore
Would allow horny sailors to score
But when it came to Marines
She'd say no with a scream
She was rotten, they said, to the Corps Originally Posted by Poet Laureate
Not bad, but the Russian judge only gave you a 6 LOL!
Poet Laureate's Avatar
Not bad, but the Russian judge only gave you a 6 LOL! Originally Posted by Still Looking
Excellent! I laughed out loud for the first time in days!
Poet Laureate's Avatar
A hobbyist name of Still Looking
Was having some trouble with booking
But providers soon learned
They would never get burned
By this guy; now he's really cooking!
Still Looking's Avatar
A hobbyist name of Still Looking
Was having some trouble with booking
But providers soon learned
They would never get burned
By this guy; now he's really cooking! Originally Posted by Poet Laureate
I stand down to a power much better than me!

I am Smackthatazz from this website
Searching for some spinners hot and so tight
Provider did reply
Her incall I arrived
Blew my load and now I am alright
TGF's Avatar
  • TGF
  • 11-06-2012, 08:33 AM
how about this for sarah smiles:

My visit with Sarah who Smiles
Who medalled in dine at Y trials
Her nipples were fine
Her kitty divine
Her fucking was best done on tiles
Poet Laureate's Avatar
TGF, you inspired me:

My visit with Emerald7
Was an hour from ten to eleven
Her fabulous kissin
I'm already missin
Her lips must have come straight from heaven
Still Looking's Avatar
A poet I’m not, but fucking is what I like to do
I get with these hotties and we get stuck like glue
The big ones I don’t see
The hot ones are for me
The Sasquatches I leave at the zoo

bump....
MARTlAN's Avatar
There once was a little green martian,
Who traveled the skys looking for action,
Upon Eccie he landed
His little martian EXPANDED
And so began his invasion
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