What determines a "Clean" Provider? Let me count the ways.

Lmmfao! Roxy, that just ain't right.

This seems to fit this thread..lol

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/35584837.html Originally Posted by Roxy Malone

Great one Roxy!. LMFAO

+1 roxy!

i cant with people lmao!

OMFG!! I am cracking up! But I can not count the times.. I have had clients lay on the massage table and get up to shower and leave a shit mark on the towel..lol even worst when they start face down and have shit on the top of their ass like a 3 yr old that doesn't know how to wipe!

this is just wrong on so many levels but you know what they say....

WTH lmao that is horrible. I hope you have exxagerated lmao, wiping her ass like she's a lil baby Hahaha.

OMFG that CL ad made me almost die laughing!!!

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Nasty ass thread, but informative for those who never learned how to wipe and wash their ass. And ladies you're NOT excluded!!

I've heard many horror stories of strippers with funky asses giving customers lapdances. And some got put on blast right there on the spot!

eww! Reminds me of when I worked in the spas. There were ladies who would never shower after an appointment. Its not like they have to jump in a river to bathe.

Its just common sense for a provider/client to wash their ass before and after seeing one another. I mean damn i guess there are some that dont do that. Uh well.....im a clean kitty always.

im a clean kitty always. Originally Posted by Kammye

Yes you are baby!!