What Would You Like To See In Provider Ads?

These are some really good answers so far!
I hope all of my fellow providers are getting some good tips from this thread. I know I have!
Thank you and keep the advice flowing.
Boobs. I like to see boobs in ads. But then again, I like to see boobs just about everywhere. Originally Posted by cliffbeefcake

Agreed! More boobs. (And booties).
bartipero's Avatar
No duck face; representative pictures--accurate ones--of your body, particularly midsection; stop telling us how how hot and sexy you are, when you're obviously fitting only a nitch or are fetish material --you know better. Show yourself in the way we will see you more likely than not. Pay attention to your clothing, however skimpy or lingerie, that is right for your body type. Don't overdue the make-up. Periodically refresh your pictures, and what everyone else said,do that, too. Be all you can be. It's not just for the Army.
I've heard some clients say that they are sick of seeing certain words, descriptions or pictures in provider's ads. What would you guys like to see in our ads? Words, phrases, pictures, anything. I think this could be fun and informative.
Originally Posted by Allie_Kat
Along with good, honest pics...

I would like a provider to be a merchant and honestly describe (as much as possible) what you have to offer- no need to do sales, exagerate or flat out lie- chances are there are multitudes looking for exactly what someone really does have to offer.
Aside from clear good quality photos, I like to read the physical stats, ethnicity, and maybe a line about his personality/hobbies - that's always interesting.

Keep it clean. Not turned on by reading how much your co*k is going to please me etc etc LOL
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Actually, I'd like to see some outdoor pics near a local landmark. It would give me more security that the pics are real.

And, of course, more boobies!
Actually, I'd like to see some outdoor pics near a local landmark. It would give me more security that the pics are real. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Hmm...I was thinking of shooting a commercial of me walking down the mag mile in my lingerie....just not sure how chicago le would feel about that
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Hmm...I was thinking of shooting a commercial of me walking down the mag mile in my lingerie....just not sure how chicago le would feel about that Originally Posted by Zabrina Sarafina

I think I can safely say that in Kansas City, we would welcome the site of you walking around in lingerie. Please come see us sometime.
Bomb Pop's Avatar
Well at least on here, you can stop with the "highly reviewed" remarks in your ads, we can use the review button to see whether or not we're going see you.

Better pics or more natural pics also, as Cliff said : Boobs!

Oh yea and one more thing... SPELLING DOES COUNT!

p.s. Questor you made me dizzy with that post.
as Cliff said : Boobs!

Oh yea and one more thing... SPELLING DOES COUNT! Originally Posted by Bomb Pop

Agreed 100%. Spelling and grammar are absolutely necessary.
BottomFeederKC's Avatar
What is desired in a Provider ad:

Recent and accurate pictures. No-brainer.
The provider's name. I'm often surprised at how many anonymous ads are posted on BP.
Command of the English language. FML.
Understanding of how to use the Rotate button.



It's just as important to comment on what is NOT desired in a Provider ad:

Adjectives like "amazing" or "incredible". Apparently every hooker on the Internet has amazing skills.
Gang signs. Yo, for real, yo.
Sudo-guarantees such as "It's 100% me or your money back!" If I can't trust you to post accurate pics in the first place, how can I trust you to give me my coin back?
Bathroom toilets. Yummy.
Frowns. Contrast to popular belief, sad, melancholy hookers do not make dicks stiff. Smile. At least act like your having fun.
Lots of silky sexy lingerie oh and sexy school girl outfits
offshoredrilling's Avatar
taint
Be honest about whether you are a smoker or not.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
errrr just not what ya be smokin.