Phrases that sould be used carefully in the Hobby....

Recent pics.

My recent and hers have been very different at times.

Retiring soon....

Recent pics.

My recent and hers have been very different at times.

Originally Posted by thisguy23

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Over 1 Billion Served.

Suggesting "We should try Greek" with her when making plans for a bite to eat before the session.....

Low volume but she has 130+ sparkling reviews!
Whispers- eeewwww

"Touring" What are you a fuckin' rock star??

"Specials" Not a special when you post it every week.

"Has a body just like I like" Yeah, did you think we can read your mind??

"Loves her work" I'm sure fucking fat, bald, socially inept middle aged men with hygiene issues in order to make ends meet is highly satisfying work...

SPINNER !!!!!! They are not 5/7 120 lbs ! That's a average to small woman , not a
spinner .

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When a guy writes in a review that he paid $$$ or .60 just put $300 or $160!

Retiring soon/ Retired

No review g.f.e policy

I'm very understanding.....

GFE. Really, you want a girlfriend experience? come over to my house and make your damn self useful. Change some lightbulbs, get the window that's painted shut to open, after which we will make a trip to ikea and have a discussion which is actually a thinly veiled argument about why everything has to be a competition. Then later, I will passively-aggrssively withold sex until you apologize for calling me passive-aggressive. There. Full girlfriend experience.

GFE. Really, you want a girlfriend experience? come over to my house and make your damn self useful. Change some lightbulbs, get the window that's painted shut to open, after which we will make a trip to ikea and have a discussion which is actually a thinly veiled argument about why everything has to be a competition. Then later, I will passively-aggrssively withold sex until you apologize for calling me passive-aggressive. There. Full girlfriend experience. Originally Posted by Annef

Annef, dear. That's not a GFE. That's an NWE (nagging wife experience). Hmmm....there maybe a new market for that!

cinnamon, it's GFE the way I do it. That's right, line up gentlemen, because I am awesome at intimacy. I do like the idea of the NWE. I think I'm gonna start using that. I bet there's a fetish.