Can men Squirt like Women?

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I can write my name in the snow does that count? Please no offense to anyone this is just one nitwit's opinion. I'm not a fan of squirting. I've only experienced it twice and never with a provider, just civilians. It is my habit to let a woman know when Krakatoa is about to erupt. My first encounter with a squinter, I hadn't even heard of squirting. Did she give me a moments notice to grab the mask and snorkel? Hell no, I went from DATY to being water boarded in a nano second. Second time I knew immediately what was happening, but not a word from the squirter to the squirtee. This was a VERY athletic woman, her legs were very strong. She had the advantage of the higher ground, in other words she was sitting upon my face. I knew she was enjoying herself, but I had no idea she was about to open the flood gates. My mouth was full in no time. This stuff had to go somewhere. Down both sides of my head, filling both my ears and then on to require that the mattress be rotated and everything from the mattress pad up had to be washed twice. And with a woman with that much strength in her thighs there was no escaping the cascade. A good time was had by all. The End
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I've read a couple of articles and post about men being able to squirt like women. Anyone know about this or any providers that can make this happen? Originally Posted by homerhobbyist
Were these articles in Der Spiegel?
Yes a man can squirt. Just needs his prostate remove.