A Perspective on YMMV

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hotamale, he's prolly just ribbing you cos you didnt post a photo of taint. [google image search is your friend]



seriously, guys can start and post in as many threads as they want.
rules on content of said posts are different.

same goes for visiting any of the providers who advertise on eccie and elsewhere. Originally Posted by pmdelites
Shaddup! That could have gone on for days ...
BODYSHOPGUY's Avatar
I remember an old ASPD post on mileage that had a lot of provider input .
Number 1 was "wash you ass" they meant actually wash your ass
Number 2 was trim your pubic hair
Number 3 was smell good( I think Gio and polo black was the faves)
Maybe that will help get better mileage?
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ECCIE is my go-to source for information and most of the ladies on ECCIE are pretty straight-up. But not all! I suspect most of us love GFE -- the ladies know it -- they think their business will improve if they offer GFE -- so they do, whether their definition is the same as yours or not. That's one possibility.
Another is that some providers will love ya; others won't. Maybe they don't like your facial hair. Maybe your breath is bad. Maybe you ate a ton of garlic at lunch. Geez, there are lots of reasons your mileage could vary.
I'm with the OP. I have mints in the car and wouldn't see a lady without making sure my breath is fresh. but you know what? Sometimes a lady that is reviewed as a total GFE won't kiss. I don't know why. I just know I probably won't see her again.
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OK stupid question YMMV stands for?
Your mileage may vary = what she did with him she may not do with everyone

I have found that being respectful with the ladies goes a long way.
DATY/O,
That is a fantastic explanation. I just have to add the fact that we are all human, everyone has a certain type, or look that appeals to us more than others. Providers are woman who have a tough job, making all of us older guys feel young and desirable if only for an hour or two. You hit the nail on the head about Jessica UTR. She has to be one of the most passionate woman on the planet, an absolute sweetheart too.
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Your mileage may vary = what she did with him she may not do with everyone

I have found that being respectful with the ladies goes a long way. Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

The more accurate ymwv is appropriate.

Your Mileage Will Vary
i used to not kiss or do daty cuase it was to personal for me, and being from beaumont its a refinery town, so not to many guys wanna lay up with the gfe status. all quick trips. but as the years gone by and i built steady reoccuring clientel that i enjoyed and liked playin with i couldnt help myself but to wanna give them a more passionate experience...since coming here to dallas GFE is a must it seems like. so freshen your breathe cuase im down for some passionate kisses..... all over
Hotamale thanks so much for the kind words. I am glad that I did/said something that set me apart from the crowd. I do think it is important to bring my "A" game to every session. Super happy you noticed
I am the lucky one I have met some wonderful people in this hobby!!!!
I am so glad that you guys know that I am human and have a big heart
I am not in this hobby for just the $$$....I love that I can make you feel so special!! No words can explain how grateful I am for you!!!
You guys make me feel special too!!! THANK YOU!!
Kisses,
Jessica
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You are welcome ... It's time to post some taint.
Hello Kendall, ur welcome sweetie...like I said, u r a great kisser, n ur passion shines through!
Kendall is a very good kisser. She makes me feel like I know what I am doing.haha
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But you know better, right?
But you know better, right? Originally Posted by pyramider
Yes I do.