Funny providers blog....

London Rayne's Avatar
This is not meant as criticism of the Lady above, who posted the link.... but if the girl who authored, ( http://www.freewebs.com/iftheyonlyknew/ ) , only knew what a pathetic asshole she sounds like.... she would be able to figure out why she's so damned miserable!! Jeeeeeezus.... why is she in this lifestyle?

Giz Originally Posted by MrGiz
Well she does admit to being an "agency" escort who sees 5-6 guys A DAY lol, so I don't doubt she is miserable. That's way too much, and it's nice that a few of you can understand why some providers refuse to charge less. We don't want to have to work that much lol.

My guess is she is only making $100-150 per full hour, and she still offers 2 cups, so she is more of a woman than me lol. For those peanuts I can show my boobs at Mardi Gras and make more in tips.

From her reviews there is no way any of her clients knows she feels this way..nothing but 9's and 10's lol, so there you go. I don't believe anyone who says they have not run across some guy now and again they would rather not deal with. That's why some mail never gets answered. It appears she is only speaking of random cases, not her normal client list whom treat her with respect and don't over stay their welcome. You have to admit that using THREE towels for your ONE member is a bit extreme, and yes wasting condoms just for the hell of it is also stupid.

I think it's naive to be oblivious to what most of us have to deal with, regardless of the number. Naturally the more selective you are in your screening can eliminate some of these problems, but you can't screen stupid lol. I normally ask a lot of questions when I even use references because him just being "ok" does not cut it for me. I want to know how he looks, smells, performs, tips etc. and I will make my decision based upon that. I have never really had to turn anyone away at the door except maybe twice in 2 years, because I usually don't accept a date out of desperation to pay bills.
I could definitely see how an agency girl would get jaded waaaaay faster than the independents. There's something to be said for being your own boss
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  • 06-21-2010, 07:25 PM
There's something to be said for being your own boss Originally Posted by Blond_Lily
When I was in the military, we used to call statements like this one "A No Shitter".....
Outdoorsman's Avatar
I love my job, but it is a pain in the ass at times. SOmetimes I get a client that constantly calls, 6 - 7 times a day. Leave me alone!!!! I cannot make the work go any faster, sorry. Then I get the clients that want to pay a small up front retainer and expect me to be their on call all the time available person - again sorry. Then I get the poor old lady that has little money and wants to give me shrimp and eat dinner at her place every weekend, she tends to call everyday too. I like helping little old ladies but there are only so many hours in a day.

So, I am saying I can relate to some of her stories. I think it is very interesting to see her take on the business. The one posted by Kennedy I cannot relate too, but some of the ones she talks about pain in ass clients or unreasonable requests, yeah I get those too and I am not miserable. I love my work. Some of her stories are about guys she really enjoys, great sex, wanna see again and again, etc. I get some of those clients too that are not calling every second of every day. So I can somewhat relate.

All in all a good read.