Too Fat To Hobby?

EccieNewb, That is some funny stuff....I think I lost about a pound laughing so hard. I am feeling more confident about how I look all ready! A couple more posts like that and all my Holiday weight will be gone and I will feel more comfortable hobbying again!

I'm all about spreadin' the sunshine and good cheer to my fellow hobbyists.

'tis the season, motherfucker

Nobody cares how fat you are. As long as you can reach back and wash your ass & balls are you are good to go. Now if you get so fat you can't properly bathe, THEN you would be too fat to hobby.

And big guys normally don't see BBWs. 2 fat people can't fuck, lol.

Your right Aris!! I see a few robust gents here and there, but rarely. Cleanliness and respectful behavior are by far the most important factors. So enjoy yourself, be confident and MOST mature providers will treat you like a king!

I love me some good clean balls......

I love me some good clean balls...... Originally Posted by ArisRose

Maybe install a ball washer on the incall? It may appeal to the heavier s&m gents??


Come'on Bob..... we've been down this path before my man. When all else fails.... post an ISO. Your inbox will be overflowed with offers.

Clean balls and NO cologne on the dick and balls are my favorite, since i like to lick so much cologne smells great but does not taste good ........Does not matter on the size to me ....as long as it is clean..... I have seen larger guys and smaller guys and in between,,,,,,

I have learned clean smooth balls get more attention.

Big guys need luv too... Personality trumps size any day for me

Good luck ...

Is this the review you're referencing? http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=244534

Or is it this one? http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=188044

Or maybe this one http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=496482

Or perhaps this one: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=404192

Could be this one, I guess http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=463826

But it might be this one http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=302218

Or this one http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=303196

If not those, then maybe this one http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=187923

Or this one http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=96859

Just trying to get a reference point to put your post in context. Originally Posted by eccienewbie

eccienewbie that was some funny shit and so true. The best stuff you just can't make up.

Big guys need luv too... Personality trumps size any day for me

Good luck ... Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Good thing I got personality.

I like a chubby hubby for my chunky monkey! lol

seriously...hygiene is most important after attitude...being fat or obese is not a problem with me!

When in doubt, ask the provider. I haven't had one object yet.

I've gained about 50 myself and I am on the way back down to big (from big and fat). I am meticulous in my hygiene and grooming and have never perceived any awkwardness or judgemental attitude from a provider. With that said, I do regret adding the pounds as I sometimes find myself running out of breath way before I run out of...

I appreciate all of the IOP providers out there.

luv the avatar roly poly....one of my FAVE shows!