National Blacklist.

mikki just put me on the black list. How funny is this, that I've not been in the hobby for 4+ years.

Here's why, I tried to post something about where her incall is, I was even being nice and trying to put a couple of thoughts in. Nothing against her. So she attacks me first, and says I was drunk when I don't even drink. Hell, I was even feeling sorry for her about all the years of abuse she's put up with about stuff like cat piss, her stupid little caveman letters, and mikki repays me with an entry on the national black list.

OK mikki, read this. I'm out of the hobby, and if I hobby I will hobby in Houston or out of the country. I have many friends, both ladies and men who will vouch for me. If I desire a session, your putting me on the black list will have zero affect. Have zero affect. Right now there are several phone numbers I can call, and can be in somebodies bed within 2 hours.

It's a shame that someone who is as mentally unstable as her has rites to something like the national blacklist.

Why did I think this was about a different provider...............the plot thickens!!!

Speaking of mentally unstable, here is a copy of her caveman post. I've had a copy of this since the aspd days, so I didn't receive this through PM on this or any other site.

mikki fine at her 'best'. I would give her points for originality, but the points for stupidity and arrogance far outweigh the good points.

Also, this wasn't sent to me, because the first time I saw her, I would only see her in session is if she paid me, and I'm not that desperate for either money or some of mikki's 'lovin'.

Then again where the caveman letter doesn't work, maybe this might fit the bill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upc8wWI6F7Y


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Congratulations and Welcome to SBC aka Stupidity By Caveman!

Dear Caveman,

I do not think I like you. I think the closest I came to liking you was when I was a child and watched the cartoon "Captain Caveman".

Caveman asking for a special when the lady is not running one is a turn off. Sending your emails in all Caps is a turn off. Bragging about how good looking you are and sending a photo of your dick is also unimpressive.

Caveman: "Does your family and neighbors know what you do for a living"? Me: "That is none of your business." *click*

Caveman: "I see you have a photo with a horse. Are you trying to imply something, hehe". "I want to watch you fuck the horse, how much to watch"? Lady: " Sorry I do not do business with Jackass". *click*

Caveman: "I can't understand why you will not accept my references". Lady: "Because that is my option".

Caveman: "You are not even worth it". Lady: "Wow I was when you first contacted me. So why are you still emailing me insults"?

Caveman "I am a senior member on The Caveman Board ". Lady: "And..? Am I suppose to be scared"?

Caveman it is pitiful when you get rejected, you post on The Caveman board. Caveman: "Today I got rejected by a Well Known Provider....". Caveman anyone who has been around knows what you are up to. You do not dare mention a name for fear that the true Gentlemen will tear you up. But at the same time you want to alert your fellow Cavemen so they can pm you. You and your pack of Caveman can then try to blackball the Well Known Provider.

Hey The Well Known Provider did not take your money but you are going to make sure she hurts financially. You got your little Caveman feelings hurt.

Caveman you were disappointed because the provider did not have wine at her incall for refreshments. Caveman: "Well I read on her review that there was wine". Lady: "There was wine because The GENTLEMAN brought it and we both drank some".

Caveman only you would feel obligated to inspect a ladies Incall rather than enjoy the lady. Caveman: "What is this crack (smaller than a dime) in the sink"? Lady: "Wow I have been here a year and never noticed. Do you think it will affect your session with me"?

Caveman there is a good reason why the good Lord gave us the Vagina and you the Balls. Caveman you just would not make it if you had a vagina. My God you do not even have the decency to drag yourself to the restroom. Every twig, tree and bush is your private outhouse. More class in a pitbull.

Caveman do you even know what class is? The only time you say a lady has class is when she allows you to use her like a urinal and underpay her. Or perhaps lets you barter with her for something like photography.

Caveman: "You need to get new photos or your photos need to be LARGER". Lady: "Go buy yourself a girlie magazine and a jar of vaseline. Don't forget to flip a coin so you can figure out which hand to fall in love with".

It is not cool to blow up a lady's phone either. Stop to the listen to her voice message and follow the directions. No do not use it as an opportunity to masturbate.

If you keep dialing her number until she picks up then do not expect a nice voice to answer.

Caveman I understand that when you find a pretty lady's phone number you start to chant,"ooga ooga" and scratch yourself in various areas. Pretty lady's phone number reminds you of the first time you discovered fire.

What is the problem caveman? Have you never had a beating from a woman other than your mother? Are you desiring to get a (good knock in the jaw)one way ticket back to the stone age? Yes, I have heard that fur is the fashion these days.



Caveman: "How about I take you out to lunch off the clock? Lady: "My Outcall packages are on my website. Sorry I still expect to get paid for my time even if you do pay for lunch."

Caveman if you do not want to pay for a lady's time then go eat by yourself. You are not doing a lady any favors by taking her out to eat. That is for your entertainment not hers. If you want to do her a favor then pay her donation rate.



What is that Caveman? Do I need to lighten up? Well why don't you try your wares on the local Bubba at the bar. As he pulverizes you to the floor you can always cry, " I thought you had a sense of humor"!

Bubba loves his mamma and he loves women too.

Caveman it is not cool to be an old woman gossip. Before you let your lips flap in the wind ask yourself an important question. "Will it contribute to the problem or a solution?" If it is not going to help the person then keep your big mouth shut.

Caveman if you do not have a couple of hundred to spend then stay away from the Esorts. The ladies are trying to make some money not to be a free piece of ass. Take your broke reject self to the dating service or back to the cave.

Ahhh Caveman the cave must bring back sweet memories. You just had to leave in nothing more than a club and a loin cloth, club a lady and drag her back to the cave.

Caveman: "Do you expect some money or do you just want to hang out for fun." Lady: "We expect to get paid for our time and have fun."

Caveman: "Please tell me what your rates are"? Lady: "If you had bothered to read you would have found that information on my website and on my signature line".

Caveman do you actually expect the lady to answer to email requests of FS, GFE, DFK, Oral, Greek, body to body massage, Facials, unwrapped blowpops, face sitting, do you entertain couples, etc.? pssss come closer. LE KNOWS THOSE ACRONYMS YOU IMBECILE! It is rude to talk that way to someone you do not know. It is trashy.

Caveman: "Do you have a lot of regulars"? 1. That is as bad as asking me how many men I have slept with. 2. That is none of your business. Caveman sounds like you need to quit sharing your insecurity.

Caveman: "I just want to know how fresh the fish is". Lady: "Then go to a Fish Market you moron"!

Caveman: "You need a bigger Incall, more furniture, more decor,...." Unless you are going to buy it for me then keep your comments/insults to yourself. Am I rude? Hey, you started it. You are one rude crude dude.

Caveman it is tacky to use a reference that you have not seen in a year. It is tacky to claim to new prospective lady that it "has been about a year" when it is really been 2 years or more. Services are rendered, the lady does not owe you a reference. Why do you want to burn a good thing? References are a courtesy. Courtesy is a two way street.

Caveman do not bully a lady into giving you a good reference. You might find yourself in some hot water.

Caveman: "I am not LE are you"? Lady: "Kiss your wife and kids goodbye because you are going to jail".

Caveman you have a false sense of security thanks to the Internet. If you do not like the way a lady runs her business then you should move on and not stop to insult her. Do you really think yourself safe because you are hiding behind a computer?

Worse thing than being broke is when other fine ladies are not interested in doing business with you.

Caveman do you really believe that you are being discreet?

Caveman if you do not like a lady's rates then move on and quit wasting her time. Do not insult her with a cheaper rate offer.

Caveman the ladies screen for safety and discretion. Do not insult her intelligence by telling her she asks for too much information. Or tell her that you are a nice guy and she won't be disappointed.

Caveman: "I do not feel comfortable with your screening requirements are there other options"? Lady: "I am not going to privilege that question with an answer". Nothing on website or advertisements states that negotiations are welcome.

Caveman when I ask for providers with her own personal websites that is exactly what I mean. Do not throw me some names and phone numbers. Personal website does not mean a link to a yahoo bucket, eros, Erotic North America, backpage, craigslist, etc.

If you think being stupid and doing things halfway will get you an appointment then you need to give up the pipe.

Caveman: "What do you mean"? Lady: "It means next to name I expect a name, middle name: I expect a middle name, and last name: I expect a last name. Next to date of birth, I expect a month, a day and a year. I expect to see providers with their own websites. If you do not have provider references then I expect employment information and yes that means a work number too"!

Caveman: "Here are some spa owners/spas/agencies,etc. I have been to". Lady: "No caveman, they need to independent ladies with their own personal website".

There is no purpose of having a work name if I cannot verify it.

Caveman: "Why don't you tour"? Lady: "None of your business". The expense to tour is coming out of my pocket so I do not owe you an explanation.

Caveman if the lady has 10 questions on her screening then do not accuse her of asking a 100 or that it is none of her business. Learn how to count and move on. You may use mammoth bones or perhaps that of the saber tooth tiger.

Caveman: "I want to see you but you make it hard". Lady: "That is your fault not mine".

Caveman do not ask a lady to bareback everything. If you want suicide then do it alone. No need to take others with you. Have some spine!

Go pick up someone at the bar if you think you are so smooth. Hopefully nobody you know sees you because they will probably tell your wife. What will you lose then? What is the cost of stupidity these days?

Caveman perhaps you would like to keep searching for that bargain. Don't come crying to me when you meet up with a pimp that robs and beats you within an inch of your life.

Caveman-Or better the strung out emaciated crackhead who hops in your car, grabs your wallet and runs. You just wanted to spend $20 but ended up losing $200 and your wallet.

Oh and my favorite by Caveman.

Caveman: "I have seen less questions in a job application."

Me: "That is not true because a job application would ask for your educational background and that does not apply to you."

Caveman sending me an INCOMPLETE questionnaire will not get you an appointment. You are just wasting my time.

Caveman you probably do not even have a job either. Get a grip and quit wasting the lady's time with your nonsense.

Caveman do not send a lady an insulting email after you read her preferences. You are just projecting what you feel about yourself. That is why the lady states her preferences. So she does not have to deal with people like you.

Caveman do not patronize me during the screening process. Patronizing? Sending me emails like "Are you done yet"? Calling me and leaving me voicemails of the same nature. The screening process can take as long as 24 hours. Sometimes longer on weekends. Not only will you not get an appointment but you will be added to my Do Not See List.

Caveman you do not need to check on me. I am screening on my time not yours.

Caveman: "Will you be going to The Caveman Social, so I can look you over and feel you out for free then decide if I want to buy"? Lady: "I have plenty of reviews and photos floating around on the internet. If that is not enough for you then do not waste my time".

Caveman: "You charge too much". Lady: "When the government issues you food stamps it is sustain your worthless life, not to hobby".

Caveman the ladies do not go to your job(if you have one) and waste your time. Harm your ability to make income.
Caveman writing a false and hateful review because a lady refused you service? She did not take a dime from you. Get over it!

If you know nothing about the lady, do not announce(on initial contact) "I don't want bait and switch" If the lady is bait and switch do you think she is going to admit it to you?

Caveman: "Please do not respond to my email if this is SPAM". Lady: "Yes this is SPAM, why are you bothering me again"?

Caveman--If she a well respected lady do you she is going to have a lot more interest in you for making that stupid comment? Bait and Switch! That is your fault not mine. Don't punish me for your mistakes. If you had done some your homework you would not have had any problems. Caveman:: "I just heard...." Me: *click*



My answer back was simple.

quote:
M**ki

And every single post there starts with "eccie screenname" which means the dumb cunt-tard has never seen a single one of the people she blacklists because if this person had seen them one would think they would put information they garnered via screening.


Or they are too fucking retarded to screen.

Yep,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTDn2A7hcY Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

And my question to you is did you harpoon some big ass lately or is it total bullshit?

And my question to you is did you harpoon some big ass lately or is it total bullshit? Originally Posted by bladtinzu

Now.....

That is just fucking Funny right there..........

Nope, Beluga season is over....


The Insecure Bat Shit Crazy Hooktard is mad because, I thought a review was funny, anyone that read it would have thought the same thing.

Folks with PA, go read it, it is still on the first page of the review section, although Pistelero shut it down.

Figured...

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now how do I get on, or do I just have to wait for the "there she blow's".

mmmm would being on a Houston blacklist be as much fun as being listed as should be banned in a Houston threAD.

Some posters might take a look at the Houston BL. I noticed there were some handles listed with full names, car tags, P-411 Id. Who knows what is listed if someone signed in.

I've been listed on the National Blacklist, and not just by Mikki but she's obviously the best at it, multiple times. The funny thing? Not a single provider, out of the hundreds I've contacted to fuck, has ever mentioned it, or refused to see me because if it...

Being in the NBL and other lists just like it, just makes you cool...

P.S.-Every listing that starts with "eccie handle:" is from Mikki...

Ah. How sweet. Two months in a row. I must be doing something right.

I'm flying under the radar these days......take that, bitches

They have taken the soap operas off TV but just log on here.

All my ECCIE hobbyists.
One life to live on ECCIE.
General ECCIE.
As ECCIE hobbyist turn.
ECCIE's young, old, and the Restless.
The bold and the provider.

Hey! Finally! I've been trying to get on that fucker ever since the Rat made it.

"P.S.-Every listing that starts with "eccie handle:" is from Mikki... " wakeup

I wonder if she'll change her signature now? Probably not.

Ah. How sweet. Two months in a row. I must be doing something right. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I am new here, and have you beat in one month, DG