Just a thought in my dirty mind...

Strange hand...familiar and amazing feeling :-)
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Sunofabitch...you're allowed to use your own hand?!
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"But ma!, I never toss off!"
guy goes to see a doctor and the doctor says "you'll have to stop masturbating". "Why?"
"I'm examining you"
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The secret is to switch hands and gain a stroke!
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I use my offhand and when I need some strange the dominant hand works it.
I've heard it said that there are two kinds of men in this world: those that masturbate, and those that admit it.
Hahaha! You all just made my day!

For the record, I use both. Sometimes I throw a little Ashley in there
that's a funny name for a hand :P

me, it depends if I have a mouse in my right hand
I like to use mine, his or her hands.....caring is sharing
I like to use mine, his or her hands.....caring is sharing Originally Posted by Kendall4U
Let me help out. I did not get this handle or nothing.
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If you are really bored you can try "the stranger." That's where you sit on your hands until they fall asleep so it feels like someone else is doing it. Either hand will work for this method.
For the record, I use both. Sometimes I throw a little Ashley in there Originally Posted by LittleMiss
OMG!! The memories..give Ashley a kiss for me..oh an i use both, makes me feel like i have a big d**k
that's a funny name for a hand :P

me, it depends if I have a mouse in my right hand Originally Posted by adistantsecond
I think she actually could be considered a third hand to me. She knows exactly what she's doing, and has paid enough attention that she is not far off from doing me the way I do myself!
I like to use mine, his or her hands.....caring is sharing Originally Posted by Kendall4U
That's right!!