Never use self-tanner to beat off: a cautionary tale

Ava knows how to get it off! IJS

All you need to get self tanner off is lemon and some sugar scrub scrub scrub

All you need to get self tanner off is lemon and some sugar scrub scrub scrub Originally Posted by dakota123

That or 30 straight BBBJ works just as well! IJS

that might help... but i am thinking that he needs a faster solution... lol 30 bbbj's would take some time and money lol

Thank God I told him to tell his wife " tell her your 'dick slipped' out and got burned' and it's a good damn thing he washed his hands well. Orange palms, anyone?!!!!!!! Originally Posted by alluringava

Too freaking funny...Ive jerked off with lot of different lotions before but never a self tanning lotion but made the mistake one time when I was with a lady and she wanted to put Icy hot
on my dick and like an idiot I let her and I thought my dick was going to burn off before I could get to the shower and wash it off..lol
I bet I looked like the flash running from the bed to the shower .
the rest of the day I had a nice cool menthol feeling...NEVER again !

that might help... but i am thinking that he needs a faster solution... lol 30 bbbj's would take some time and money lol Originally Posted by dakota123

but it would be tons of fun