Sporting Wood

Its all relative ... but not in that way ...

Still Looking
Hooker Whisperer



Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: AUSTIN, TEXAS
Posts: 15,142
Reviews: 173

mmmm looking at the post # and join time. I do not understand why some call me a postwhore LOL Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

It's a combination of posts and reviews! Bump those reviews up to 150+ and you'll never hear about being a post whore again! LOL

Its all relative ... but not in that way ... Originally Posted by pyramider

NEVER use the word "relative" in ARK forums! Pisses them off! IJS

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mmm up my reviews. crap I would have to look for new to me taint. But I like the taint I been tickling for years and years.

Shortly after moving to AR I was told what I thought was a joke. SL may think it is a true story, but I have never met anyone that has admitted to it yet.

A University of AR student calls his dad and says, "I have net the girl of my dreams. She is beautiful, smart, sophisticated, a virgin..."
Dear old dad interrupts, "Now wait a cotton pickin minute, son. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you."

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mmm up my reviews. crap I would have to look for new to me taint. But I like the taint I been tickling for years and years. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

There you have it!

Shortly after moving to AR I was told what I thought was a joke. SL may think it is a true story, but I have never met anyone that has admitted to it yet.

A University of AR student calls his dad and says, "I have net the girl of my dreams. She is beautiful, smart, sophisticated, a virgin..."
Dear old dad interrupts, "Now wait a cotton pickin minute, son. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you." Originally Posted by Rockydoc

There you have it! Originally Posted by Still Looking

mmmm make that "there you had it"

we sat there and talked for hours till my wood was gone
not till it was gone would she work
I think she likes to grow her own trees

dam 90 days ta review again for credit
last night would be a good review.