Sex with wife before or after appointment

well its great you still get a BJ at home. I hear that its first thing that be history many times Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Yep, I'm not too worried about the OL tasting any rubber on my junk.

I'm with Vern. If I was actually getting Sex from my Wife I might not be Hobbying. I think its been about 3 Years at this point since the Wife and I have had Sexual relations. Now this doesn't mean that she hasn't been having Sex. Just not with me. And has been doing so since before we were Married. One of the many reasons I am planning on kicking her to the curb after some financial issues get straightened out. Originally Posted by RochBob

What is her contact info?

Feels good to feel real vaginal wals Originally Posted by trojantide

Ever bork at an angle, attempting to break a vaginal wall? Impossible

Swear to God this is a real cancellation call I got from a regular that made me laugh so hard I spit my coffee. "Hey Lex, ummm, you see, my wife only has sex with me every 1-3 years when she wants another kid. I am assuming I will be having another kid soon because it's been 2 years and she was all over me last night and this morning."
He sent me a gift card for the cancellation and I sent him a congratulations ecard for the new bundle of joy.

Why are brides always smiling?
They know it will be the last blow job they will ever have to give.

What is the number one anti aphrodisiac for women?
Wedding cake.

Swear to God this is a real cancellation call I got from a regular that made me laugh so hard I spit my coffee. "Hey Lex, ummm, you see, my wife only has sex with me every 1-3 years when she wants another kid. I am assuming I will be having another kid soon because it's been 2 years and she was all over me last night and this morning."
He sent me a gift card for the cancellation and I sent him a congratulations ecard for the new bundle of joy. Originally Posted by Lexxxy

You should have sent him condolences rather congratulations.

LMFAO

If I could have sex with my wife, I probably wouldn't have to hobby.

If I could have sex with my wife, I probably wouldn't have to hobby. Originally Posted by pineappleguy

Aint that the truth!

Just wondering about others experiences/stories where you had an appointment set up with a provider and then your wife or significant other decides they want to have sex either just prior to your appointment or just after.

Sometimes seems like they have a sixth sense? Originally Posted by nudist716

LOL- now you have a good reason to hobby if she ever brings it up or finds out. You just tell her you bang escorts so that she will bang you!!
I am only doing it for you hunny

Oh yeah that would work ... Would that work with you? I doubt it. I would wager that if your SO pulled that one on you, you would turn into a 5'3" ninja wife and brutalize the dummy.

Yes, things escorts have taught me, I have done with me wife, so yes it awesome! My wife asks me were I learned that, is say the internet. Anyway, escorts has improved my wife's sex life. LOL. And a happy wife is a happy life.

LOL- now you have a good reason to hobby if she ever brings it up or finds out. You just tell her you bang escorts so that she will bang you!!
I am only doing it for you hunny Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

Oh yeah that would work ... Would that work with you? I doubt it. I would wager that if your SO pulled that one on you, you would turn into a 5'3" ninja wife and brutalize the dummy. Originally Posted by pyramider

LOL-5'3" ninja

I would go ape shit, but only because I am a fan of TCB when I am attached.

I am not judging.. I meant it to be funny, I was not thinking many women would think that reason was relaxing..hehe

I am a fan of TCB when I am attached Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

you wanna get attached babe? I'll retire you!

LOL-5'3" ninja

I would go ape shit, but only because I am a fan of TCB when I am attached.

I am not judging.. I meant it to be funny, I was not thinking many women would think that reason was relaxing..hehe Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

I knew you were kidding ... ape shit taint ninja ... hmmm, I like the sound of that.