Being serious. I expect funny yet serious too! What is Kink?

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Kinky is tickling your lady with the entire chicken Originally Posted by Firehawk
gee, and I only been tickling her feet when she be O'ing


mmmmm not sure I want fog horn leg horn in the room we we be playin
Well put redmonroe one day I will have the balls to ask one of my providers for that stuff I will pay extra WINK WINK
To really spice things up...I like to compare credit reports and driving records. Yes, I'm a jew, and somewhat practical. Peace
Kinky is anything new to you that you wish you did sooner
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Public sex, I have done it in a glass elevator in a hotel (got some waves when we got off at the lobby) window sill of hotel window with drapes open, park bench, bow of a boat on a busy lake, on a gondola at a ski area, and on a bar stool in a very crowded bar with a band playing.. All were a hoot, but the damn elevator got to lobby before I could finish and we both got thrown out of the bar.
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Raw, unpasteurized - good for allergies & the skin. Originally Posted by <0

The glass is a great idea!!!

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Interesting, making my think about my kink... LOL

Being kinky can be any of the following:
1) trying something new
2) thinking about sex all the time (like ur eating a salad, and your thinking what a shame someone sliced the cucumber)
3) making homemade bagels using a cock to make the hole
4) fucking total strangers
4) tying someone up
5) allowing someone to tie you up
6) role playing
7) spanking
8) introducing pain into sex
9) torture devices
10) have sex with something not human

I am not into pain, somewhere in the 4-6 range, everyone should be kinky in some way, and a 5 should be average for a normal person

the max to my kink is outdoor sex, in a more primitive manner, like tarzan and jane.

Originally Posted by lostforkate


*I like the way you made the list! I am pretty sure I can check mark each off from 1-9, but 10??? Are we talking about flutes,remotes, contruction cones...or aliens?!
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Bare Back Costa Rican ... its aural. Originally Posted by pyramider
The upside down head off the bed thing?!


Kinky is tickling your lady with the entire chicken Originally Posted by Firehawk
Lmao!

Kinky is hard to define. What I think is kinky others may feel is normal. Originally Posted by cowboy8055
That is what I was thinking and wondering..
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Several summers ago, my lover and I were at a busy city park in the middle of the day. On a walking trail, there was a concrete bench where I sat and my lover sat on my lap. As people walked by on the trail, we tried to start up a conversation with them. One old couple (man and woman in their 70's) stopped to chat for a quite long time. They didn't know that all the while we were talking, underneath the blanket that had covered us from the waist down, we had nothing on, and I had my cock inside her warm, wet pussy, as she slowly would grind back and forth. This went on for several minutes until the old couple wished us a good day and left. We did! Is that kinky? hmmmmmmm Originally Posted by Sam54
I think it is! I am thinking the sex in public is naughty, and IMHO I would feel that striking up conversations with others was the kinky part..that's just what I am thinking ....great story!

I always think of kinky as something not on the "straight and narrow." Anything that isn't just vanilla.
I love kink! Ropes, ball gags, riding crops, 3somes & moresomes, fantasy, role play and fetishes!! oh my!
Voyeurism, exhibitionism, spanking, photo shoots, video, pubic fun... It goes on and on.
Vanilla is nice, but kink is amazing!!! Originally Posted by TheRedMonroe
Your window would be worth binoculars !
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To really spice things up...I like to compare credit reports and driving records. Yes, I'm a jew, and somewhat practical. Peace Originally Posted by whosdair
And where do you store the report card or is it in different spots depending on the grade?!
Kink is anything out of the ordinary; something you would normally consider a little strange.....taboo.

Having your BF screw you while he's dressed up as a lady. I'd rate that as a 5 in the kink factor. Tying someone up; kink level 2.

Heres an awesome story to tell at dinnertime, I once had a boyfriend who was nothing but kinky. He simply could not get off with vanilla sex. Some type of kink had to be involved. And his taste was progressive. We did all types of things, and I have to give credit where credit is due. Thanks to him, I did become sexually advanced and I learned alot about myself and what I could tolerate. To make a long story short....I put the brakes on when he asked if he could electrocute me!!! WTF!! I asked him how in the world he planned on electrocuting me, I mean what methods would he use. He said that he looked it up online and he found the idea on a fetish website. He would turn the oven on and attach some kind of wire to it, and he would f--ck me on the kitchen floor while giving me shocks. I've never heard of this before, and I was shocked-figuratively not literally LOL. Sorry babe, no can do!! That was the one major thing I would not allow. Just too crazy for me, and this story normally shocks the crap out of everyone, no pun intended. So electrocution kink factor- off the charts.

-So he was the type of boyfriend that was into instilling pain. The funny thing is, he was not into receiving pain, just giving it. After awhile, I just wanted to have affection, you know do it normally once in awhile. But he simply could not do it. I became bored with all his kinkiness, which is funny because normally people get bored with everyday doldrums. So this is proof that anything in excess can get old eventually, the kinkiness was no longer kinky because it became too repetitive and ordinary. It lost it's luster. And I believe kink has alot to do with trying new things; shock value.
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Tatiana M.....hmmmm.....WOW! interesting result too
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To really spice things up...I like to compare credit reports and driving records. Yes, I'm a jew, and somewhat practical. Peace Originally Posted by whosdair
Hey, it's Morty. You wanna go shoppin'? I can get stuff wholesale! You need a raincoat?
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Public sex, I have done it in a glass elevator in a hotel (got some waves when we got off at the lobby) window sill of hotel window with drapes open, park bench, bow of a boat on a busy lake, on a gondola at a ski area, and on a bar stool in a very crowded bar with a band playing.. All were a hoot, but the damn elevator got to lobby before I could finish and we both got thrown out of the bar. Originally Posted by olderguy1948
Very daring!
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just wanted woman to come over his house, squat on his grand piano, and pee while he played. Paid well too, som bitch! I wonder if a girl could squat on a drum kit? Just kiddin'. No way!!!

Then a lady told me of this guy (I don't know if I believe the story) that liked to get punched in the nuts! Wouldn't that kill him or, at least, send him to the hospital?