Day One: A Sex Addict's Recovery

He just needs behavior modification therapy. Watch porn and put sand in the lube.

... antidepressants and staying busy help Originally Posted by shlub

Good advice .. I went on a sex sabbatical about 8 years ago and found that these were the most effective ingredients.


On another note, there is a sex addicts anonymous group in Dallas. haha...I often wondered if that might be a good place to pick up a few crazy nympho chicks.

Try the Clockwork Orange therapy. Find something that makes you nauseous and then associate that with the addiction.
My advise would be to eat soap and watch porn. Dishwashing powder is probably best.
About 5 treatments of that and you'll be cured or at least well on your way.
Sand is not a bad idea but he may just jack slower with a loose grip and use more lube.

On another note, there is a sex addicts anonymous group in Dallas. haha...I often wondered if that might be a good place to pick up a few crazy nympho chicks. Originally Posted by yourself

Its amazing, I can cure nympho chicks. Its a fact, a couple minutes with me and they will not want sex for a looooong time.

On another note, there is a sex addicts anonymous group in Dallas. haha...I often wondered if that might be a good place to pick up a few crazy nympho chicks. Originally Posted by yourself

LMAO! That is just so wrong!

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, whoa, back it up now, I'm just tryin to get the equipment back working properly here by abstaining for a little while, not join a Gosh Damn Monastery !!

I truly enjoy being a Fucktard Sex Addict and like Richard Pryor says, "I wanna die with a smile on my face instead of being hit by a bus."

Keep it up though, now you're starting to make me laugh !!

Man up ManSlut. Marrisa already un-retired. If she can do it you should be back in the saddle in no time ;-)

If you fall off a horse, best to get right back up and ride before it becomes a phobia. I say do like Marvin Gaye and go for "Sexual Healing" with a well-reviewed nympho therapist.

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, whoa, back it up now, I'm just tryin to get the equipment back working properly here by abstaining for a little while, not join a Gosh Damn Monastery !!

I truly enjoy being a Fucktard Sex Addict and like Richard Pryor says, "I wanna die with a smile on my face instead of being hit by a bus."

Keep it up though, now you're starting to make me laugh !! Originally Posted by ManSlut

I know quite a bit about addiction and have I have extreme doubts about people being sex addicts. Some may be but most that have extraordinary drives are just really horny people, not sex addicts.

You sound like you have a "situation", not an addiction. So much of what happens when a guy can't get a hardon will just get worse if you dwell on it.

Do what Fancy suggests. Get back on that horse and ride.

Or, just have an appointment with a willing and wanton woman who can make you feel a bit more at ease and leave the hard core sex out of the equation. Relax and just enjoy having someone fondle you.

Have no expectations and sometimes, that can help the feelings * cough* rise.

I'm not sure the difference between addiction and compulsive behavior.

Could it be in line with alcohol use, cigs, exercise, gambling, food, shopping and the list can go on and on.....hmmmmm

We all have a "go to" something to escape or numb our reality.

Okay I know a sure fire way for manslut to break the grip of sex addiction.

Get your favorite porn

Load it and start watching

Handle and finely chop fresh habeneros

Then start beating off.



I would guess his desire for sex would go away within minutes.

Just get you some Popsicle sticks and saddle back up.

Godspeed man. I've never been able to go longer than 1 month without masterbation or watching porn. Going without actual sex is easy for me but the other 2, forget it.

Good advice .. I went on a sex sabbatical about 8 years ago and found that these were the most effective ingredients.


On another note, there is a sex addicts anonymous group in Dallas. haha...I often wondered if that might be a good place to pick up a few crazy nympho chicks. Originally Posted by yourself

Just Brilliant!

Love the poem!!