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Geeze, lighten up. This is a fuckin SHMB. Originally Posted by Jackie S

I think Whirly wants to fuc Ted Cruz!

I think Whirly wants to fuc Ted Cruz! Originally Posted by WTF

I heard that Whirly is "Trending" toward having Ted Cruz's baby!

Whirly and Ted C. --------> <-------- Whirly and Ted C.

Of course, being black girls, the price of dinner has to include price of new hair and maybe new nails. Then some groceries and a light bill to get the lights cut back on.
Originally Posted by essence

This is the funniest shit I've read on here all year lol.

This is the funniest shit I've read on here all year lol. Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Thank you. The year is only a couple of weeks old.

Of course i missed out the:

'we'll meet at 7:30, I'll give a call at 7:00'

7:00, 7:15, 7:30. 7:45, still no answer to my calls, fuck it, I'm going out for a meal for one, it saves driving across town and paying for dinner for two, anyway she has her 'friend' staying and she won;t leave until Saturday, and I need to pace myself for tomorrow's girl.

Hence I'm here passing time, I think it is time to get me a life and go eat somewhere local. geeze, it's 8:30.

What is wrong with these girls, they can't answer the phone? Shit, I already paid her for the hair at lunchtime today. Do you have any idea how much hair costs? When they have to redo it every 3 days?

Shit.

Originally Posted by MixedUniqueQueen

Are those man brows?

Of course i missed out the:

'we'll meet at 7:30, I'll give a call at 7:00'

7:00, 7:15, 7:30. 7:45, still no answer to my calls, fuck it, I'm going out for a meal for one, it saves driving across town and paying for dinner for two, anyway she has her 'friend' staying and she won;t leave until Saturday, and I need to pace myself for tomorrow's girl.

Hence I'm here passing time, I think it is time to get me a life and go eat somewhere local. geeze, it's 8:30.

What is wrong with these girls, they can't answer the phone? Shit, I already paid her for the hair at lunchtime today. Do you have any idea how much hair costs? When they have to redo it every 3 days?

Shit. Originally Posted by essence

Don't tell me you are paying for her phone too. You know you are on a whore board?

Are those man brows? Originally Posted by gnadfly

Apparently, MixedUniqueQueen has found a new suitor!

Are those man brows?



Don't tell me you are paying for her phone too. You know you are on a whore board? Originally Posted by gnadfly

Didn't you know a man has to support his women? Especially when they are exclusive apart from their butch gfs. Is butch a word you understand in the US? I was talking to her at lunchtime, pointing out what to me looked like a very butch girl, I asked her whether she fancied her, she replied that it was a neighbour and she has a bf, what does butch mean? I said, short hair, jeans, boots, must be butch.

What I can't understand is why they drop their phones down the toilet so often. Is it all a dastardly plan to get the latest model?

What I want to know is where mixeduniquequeen has gone. Lots of initial flurry, then nothing. Typical wannabe, no stamina. Come on, girl, the water is warm, the natives are friendly, give us a bit of your temperament.

Joe is desparate for his first taste of chocolate, he is so afraid he will like it, dark and rich, he clings to his coconut like a raft. Michelle is temporarily unavailable, so he will have to go ghetto.

Didn't you know a man has to support his women? Especially when they are exclusive apart from their butch gfs. Is butch a word you understand in the US? I was talking to her at lunchtime, pointing out what to me looked like a very butch girl, I asked her whether she fancied her, she replied that it was a neighbour and she has a bf, what does butch mean? I said, short hair, jeans, boots, must be butch.

What I can't understand is why they drop their phones down the toilet so often. Is it all a dastardly plan to get the latest model? Originally Posted by essence

Yes, that is the definition of "butch" here in the states.

"Exclusive?" To like Houston? I don't mind being a "john", I do mind being a "mark."

This is the funniest shit I've read on here all year lol. Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

+1 ROTFLMAO

Yes, that is the definition of "butch" here in the states.. Originally Posted by gnadfly

So why didn't my bi friend (who thankfully stood me up for dinner tonight) not know the term? She calls her female friend her "stud".

Maybe it's a Telephone Road thing.

I'm tryiing to convert her from her sinful ways.

+1 ROTFLMAO Originally Posted by austxjr

Well, thank you for laughing, but it's no laughing matter for me. I had to fuck my Houston wife this morning so I could pay her light bill (two months worth), then I had to pay for my jump-off's hair so she can (NOT) go out to a nice restaurant with me tonight, and she falls asleep, meanwhile booty call is trying to send me naughty pics and she's sitting in a friends apt while her female friend is being fucked in an adjoing bedroom, so she is understandably getting a bit frustrated, I ask her to wait until I can do my business tomorrow.

I'm going to make a nice cup of cocoa and read a good book in bed. You can't beat the solitary pleasures.

It was tcl who first sent me some pics showing the various required female companions.

Wife
Gf
Jump-off
Booty-call
The Mistake
The Strange

Obviously it is a new lady to the site, been here all of two days. And obviously she posted in here by mistake. I guess I should not be surprised at the reception. A little coaching for the lady on where to properly post would have been helpful from someone. But it is the Sandbox after all, and she didn't read the forum header, and she IS in Houston, so I guess she will have to get used to it pretty quick.

if thts u u are gorgous mami...

i will chaser baby i will.... i dont worry about words its all about action ad im doing good s far ...still lookng for a regular but ...