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Well that sounds like a damn fine idea! I think I may have to put you at the top of my list Fawn! Originally Posted by Sophia Dane
I expect to see the "Duck-Face" in those pictures Ladies
CoHorn's Avatar
Cohorn,

Fawn just said "girl power." Girl power is not good for you. That is femalese for riding you hard, putting you up wet, and then discarding you. Beware when you hear the term girl power. Girl power taint on your side. Originally Posted by pyramider
I already look like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
I am actually 86 but I'll be honest...I lie about my age.
Boltfan's Avatar
vnurse my dear, you could be 100 and I would still nominate you for any quality list. You are class my dear.

What about some Rita Hayworth taint?
KittyLamour's Avatar
I'm going to run a "One foot in the grave...better hurry" Special.
One foot in the where?....sounds kinky!
vnurse my dear, you could be 100 and I would still nominate you for any quality list. You are class my dear. Originally Posted by Lord Boltatron
OMG! What a LOVELY think to say! Will you marry me?
Boltfan's Avatar
Already taken my dear. You've met her. She is open to ployamory though :-)
LOL! Well that is certainly interesting!

<---bowing to Lord Boltatron
pmdelites's Avatar
betty white? tho, she just turned 90 yesterday, she is a live wire for sure!
betty white? tho, she just turned 90 yesterday, she is a live wire for sure! Originally Posted by pmdelites
I would do her.
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vicki, i'll help. we'll give her a 4 handed massage, then a two tongued licking.
then i can say i did a movie star w/ expert assistance from one of dfw's best.
Sounds GREAT! You give her a call and I will clear my schedule...
On that age range, I elect my wife. But ... she's not available. And I wont share. Sorry. Originally Posted by luiz7667
Wanna wife swap? Mine's between 8 and 120. Physically and mentally.
Luke Skywalker's Avatar
between 8 and 120? meaning 5' 8" tall and weighs 120lb? are we married to the same woman?

or is she an 8 physically and has 120 of IQ? that's hot too!