Flatulence From Providers

I can't believe you guys remember that.

Nothing like making a gal garf a fart.. lol.

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Why do you remember that?! Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Because it was very funny when tbone2u post it .

Pretty funny stuff...I usually am worried about cutting one myself when getting a massage.

roflmao - now this is some funny stuff

I plan for a day and a half before seeing Alondra - don't want anything to stop her tuma sessions.

I do go back...never an odor to date...I just really like the lady and have seen her off an on for several years. My timing may have something to do with it...usually after supper...guess no one else experiences this with the ladies...again this has happen with other Asian ladies as well.

Were they wet farts

It's natural. If you pound it out good and hard and/or are big in relation to her vag it'll cause muscles to relax that make it out of her control. I'd consider it an ego boost if I were you.

I once used two fingers and my patented technique to make a drunk broad (who was also a high school principle) cum so hard that she pissed and shat all over her couch in Shreveport, LA. I coudn't sexually function with her after such a traumatic experience, and never called her back, and I'm sure she needed psychological councilling afterwards, but it still inflates my ego a bit to make a woman totally lose all control of her nether regions. Word to the wise to guys who stumble onto how to make any woman squirt, my experience puts about 1:15 of them crapping also. So be careful.

This reminds me that I've never had a blumpkin. Anybody want to volunteer?

The worst is when she toots while you are performing DATY!

Moved to coed

The worst is when she toots while you are performing DATO! Originally Posted by Wolverine69

FTFY...

Then it ruffles your hair and you get to taste the fart as well as smell it...

Eww Eww Eww!

You're all a bunch of wrong-uns!