Death by cunnilingus?

Sooooooooo....the wife didn't pass the infamous smell/taste test, huh?
I'm amused - the article didn't say the husband was pressing charges. It actually said he was going to sue her. What do you suppose the lawsuit will state were the damages - "I can never trust a vagina again?!?" And what's the award for that - an certificate stating you never have to go down on a woman again?

So the guy was 47? It didn't say how old his wife was. Looky here...Peri Menopausal and Full Blown Menopausal women be about some crazy ass bitches and shit. So I am hardly surprised. She probably pretended to be making up with him after forcing him sleep in the garage because she knew he was really out fucking the entire female staff of cashiers at Home Depot, not buying new fencing materials at all. So pussy poison I'm sure had some measure (albeit psycho) of rationale.

Just sayin'. No offense.
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I'm amused - the article didn't say the husband was pressing charges. It actually said he was going to sue her. What do you suppose the lawsuit will state were the damages - "I can never trust a vagina again?!?" And what's the award for that - an certificate stating you never have to go down on a woman again?

Originally Posted by Luv4Fun
More good reason to chew when eating cookie and to wrap your rascal prior to entry.

The husband should have concentrated on taint rather than cookie.