its me or its free

I have the printed pictures and they still lie right to your face. Or they will tell you the picture are a year or so old. I just smile! When I realize she is a fake, I pick up my phone like I'm getting a call (Yes No Ring!) and I say the following... Right now? How many police cars? Then I look up at the fake provider and tell her I got to go! As I walk out the door so she can't get a word in, I say don't you leave me here! Then I dash for the elevator. Works every time! Unless the fake chick is hot then I stay. LOL

This happened to me not too long ago, until I called her out the girl that did show up acted like I wouldn't notice or care that she clearly wasn't the girl from the ad. Given the deception I didn't bother to ask if they'd honor the "if it isn't me it's free" that was advertised. I just left.

I literally, have walked away...once.
The door opened, I didn't like what I saw and gave some lame ass excuse why I couldn't stay.

If you don't trust that who you're seeing is the person in the ad don't see them!

There needs to be trust in any relationship (even if it's only going to last an hour), and starting out putting doubt in peoples minds by writing "100%me or it's free" means the girl is insecure... How can you trust someone who doesn't trust themselves? Doesn't really sound like a fun experience.

I don't know anyone who doesn't take their money seriously, so if I was a man answering an ad that stated that, you better believe I'm walking into that room requiring 100% assurance that I indeed NEED to put money on the table... That's so miserable! To start an encounter you should be excited and ready, not hoping you're wrong.

xoxo
GABY