HOW MANY YEARS DO YOU HAVE LEFT?

I've got another 38 years to live and I'm going to torment liberals every damn day, the fuckers.

But if I see SnL, I will die with a HUGE smile on my face! Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

StupidOldLyingFart, if that is an ironclad guarantee, I will gladly pay for your SnL session!

Now that's what I call a Win/Win scenario! Let's go for it!!!!!

That's a hell of a lot better deal than one way, first class airfare to Beautiful, Downtown Damascus!

Mine says I will live to be over 100, so long as I keep away from SnL. But if I see SnL, I will die with a HUGE smile on my face!

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I have been trying to find a way to get to Arkansas.

I have been trying to find a way to get to Arkansas. Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

Have you tried driving East on I-30? Once you see the Texarkana City Limits sign, you're almost there!

And don't forget to drop in to Clinton's birthplace and the Clinton Library on your way through!

Just sayin

StupidOldLyingFart, if that is an ironclad guarantee, I will gladly pay for your SnL session! Originally Posted by bigtex

No refunds.

No refunds. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I ain't paying till they throw the last clod of dirt over your head!

I other words, Essence, he could tell at first glance you're an asshole
Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I'm such a big asshole, he could do a colonic examination from his window while I was still in the car park.

I've got another 38 years to live and I'm going to torment liberals every damn day, the fuckers. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Fucking A right.

Fucking A right. Originally Posted by seedman55

Seedy, I believe we should all agree to form a mutual tormenting society?

Damn, mine came out to 95, hope my dick can last that long. Lmao Originally Posted by seedman55

So how are you going to spend the next 2 years?

98 damn now I have to recalculate. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Your syphilitic brain says 6 months.

89, damn I've got a while to go! Time to party! Originally Posted by bigtex

You wont survive the purge.

Mine says I will live to be over 100, Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

The secret to annoying a liberal.

89

I'm sure I'll be assassinated long before that.

Seedy, I believe we should all agree to form a mutual tormenting society? Originally Posted by bigtex

We're already doing it. Lmao