It takes a conservative to explain it to the porch monkeys (and democratic lawmakers)

JCM800's Avatar
I found what you are talking about and I guess it is like Richard Pryor. He did a bit about his little brother and some white kids were calling him the N word and was laughing about it until Richard explained to him that his little brother was the N word. So I guess it speaks well for MY upbringing and my parents that I have never heard that name in the context that you seem to be quite familiar with. So go smack your parents since they introduced you to the word. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
where i don't think you meant anything racist by it, i do find it hard to believe you haven't heard of that slang term before today..... that Pryor bit was from the 70's.

were you also home schooled? ... like most offensive things i first heard.. was usually at school.. from other kids. my parents weren't sitting around making sure i knew every racist slang term
4.porchmonkey72 up, 69 downAny one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all day doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work
TheDaliLama's Avatar
Since we're all talking about it....

Is there such a thing as a "parch monkey"?
Budman's Avatar
Get over yourselves. You mother fuckers call each other every name in the book and many made up insults and you want to get all butt hurt over the term porch monkey. Fuck off. Hell there was a member on ASPD and possibly here that used the term yard apes as his handle and nobody ever bitched about that. You dip shits are so fucking hypocritical it's pathetic.
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  • 02-16-2013, 06:41 PM
While I am not a PC person and do not care how ignorant JD wish's to be...anybody that thinks JD did not know the meaning of that term is one slant eyed Wop inbred Hillbilly like Kike , whose momma used to lick the balls of FOB Paki's.






JD Barleycorn's Avatar
That is the strange part of it. I don't feel guilty because I was unaware of the other versions so I meant no offense and feel no need to knee jerk apologize for anything. My motives were pure but I do notice that no one is reacting to the link or the fact that their party (democrat) is now actively engages in a gun grab. Respond to that. This is your party, you are responsible for what they do otherwise you would repudiate them. Feeling like repudiating today?
joe bloe's Avatar
Get over yourselves. You mother fuckers call each other every name in the book and many made up insults and you want to get all butt hurt over the term porch monkey. Fuck off. Hell there was a member on ASPD and possibly here that used the term yard apes as his handle and nobody ever bitched about that. You dip shits are so fucking hypocritical it's pathetic. Originally Posted by Budman
You mean yard apes is a racial slur? I'm really going to have to be more careful.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
We had deck apes on the ship but that was because they were boatswain mates. We also had snipes (not because they were birds) and twidgits (not sure of that spelling).
WTF's Avatar
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  • 02-16-2013, 07:26 PM
That is the strange part of it. I don't feel guilty because I was unaware of the other versions so I meant no offense and feel no need to knee jerk apologize for anything. My motives were pure? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
That's the spirit JD, never apologize for being an ignorant fuc!

but I do notice that no one is reacting to the link or the fact that their party (democrat) is now actively engages in a gun grab. Respond to that. This is your party, you are responsible for what they do otherwise you would repudiate them. Feeling like repudiating today? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
People from that state should comment. I'm from Texas and that shit ain't going happen here. I thought you were a big states rights guy anyway JD, whats your bitch?
joe bloe's Avatar
That's the spirit JD, never apologize for being an ignorant fuc!



People from that state should comment. I'm from Texas and that shit ain't going happen here. I thought you were a big states rights guy anyway JD, whats your bitch? Originally Posted by WTF
I'm not sure lacking a comprehensive knowledge of racial slurs makes someone an ignorant "fuc."

If that is the best measure of intelligence you're probably a genius.
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  • 02-16-2013, 07:49 PM
I'm not sure lacking a comprehensive knowledge of racial slurs makes someone an ignorant "fuc."

If that is the best measure of intelligence you're probably a genius. Originally Posted by joe bloe
He is an ignorant fuc for not having the common decency to apologize for offending others, not for being ignorant of what ''porch monkey'' meant.


If I called black people 'n*gg*** and did not know that was offensive, then I'd be an ignorant fuc for not have the common courtesy to apologize for doing so after it was pointed out that it was so....unless of course, JD was lying about not knowing and actually meant to offend , which is exactly WTF I think he meant to do.

So I should have said he was a double dutch ignorant fuc.
joe bloe's Avatar
He is an ignorant fuc for not having the common decency to apologize for offending others, not for being ignorant of what ''porch monkey'' meant.


If I called black people 'n*gg*** and did not know that was offensive, then I'd be an ignorant fuc for not have the common courtesy to apologize for doing so after it was pointed out that it was so....unless of course, JD was lying about not knowing and actually meant to offend , which is exactly WTF I think he meant to do.

So I should have said he was a double dutch ignorant fuc. Originally Posted by WTF
It's foolish to take offence when no offence is intended.
Chica Chaser's Avatar
Here we go again. In spite of the current popular culture outside of here, it is still against the rules of this site with the racial/ethnic slurs.

I warned everyone on the last thread. This one is closed, don't bring up the topic here again.