I got SCREWED !!! ....Hell, every heterosexual male on the Planet got SCREWED !!

Actually, the guy in the story doesn't shag anybody else, he simply records all the beautiful women he sees with his "endless supply of 35mm film" (his memory) and takes them home to his bedroom where he closes his eyes and has them all. Good way to stay outta trouble, and keep your memory sharp! Like Crimson said (paraphrased) hobbying is for those of us with less imagination... Originally Posted by phildo

I got that part but why did he marry Plain Jane? I suspect because she was the sort that wouldn't make him feel guilty if he had endless 35mm film. That's who men end up with.

But many go their entire lives treating the better looking ones better.

I place a clean, healthy body above looks.

Brilliant!

In summation, a man starts out sleeping with any vagina that has a heartbeat attached. Then he moves on to marry Plain Jane. Then he hobbies for the Playboy Model? Interesting

The number #1 thing to attract a man is looks. To keep his interest, you have to have brains but what supersedes both and will keep him forever is respect. Men, even the idiots, value respect. Women should never change a man, let him be. If he does what the man in the above story does, so what. Be his loyal constant, he'll choose you even against a better looking woman.

When he gets charged with a DWI with a better looking woman in the passenger seat, it should be you that shows up to rescue him.

The convo should start like this: HOW DARE YOU! WAS IT WORTH IT? YOU NASTY PERVERTED SOB....blah blah blah

And end like this: WELL YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NASTY PERVERT. I KNEW IT. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IT CAUSE IT'S ON FILE. (his head hangs low) DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON? SOMETHING TELLS ME NO BUT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH IN THE LAST 10 HOURS. LET'S JUST GET YOU HOME AND SHOWERED SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. Originally Posted by misspriss

I think you have it figured out, MissPriss - well done!

A woman's taint trumps all other attributes.

Misspriss, I help the 300lb woman with the heavy bag (Costco was it?), but that doesn't mean I want to sleep with her. And she'll actually appreciate the hand. Now I have had a woman's personality impact her beauty, for better and for worse, but the hobby doesn't always afford that time.

Crimson, please open the Handbook and reread Rule #1: "You do not talk about the Handbook!" Hahaha! C'mon man!

LnH

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When he gets charged with a DWI with a better looking woman in the passenger seat, it should be you that shows up to rescue him.

The convo should start like this: HOW DARE YOU! WAS IT WORTH IT? YOU NASTY PERVERTED SOB....blah blah blah

And end like this: WELL YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NASTY PERVERT. I KNEW IT. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IT CAUSE IT'S ON FILE. (his head hangs low) DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON? SOMETHING TELLS ME NO BUT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH IN THE LAST 10 HOURS. LET'S JUST GET YOU HOME AND SHOWERED SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. Originally Posted by misspriss

That is probably the wife most guys would LOVE to have misspriss (and I thought I wrote good threADS), but for me, give me the Wife who could say this after getting the cheatin' SOB outta jail and pulling up to the crib:

"Well you F'ed up again Little Johnny Holmes/Little Dong Silver. See that pile of stuff in the yard, that's right, it's your stuff. I took the liberty to let your Mother know and she's got your old room ready. Here's your car keys, now get the F outta my car."

To put up with mental abuse, well, that reeks of co-dependency and alot of other psychological issues...Give me the woman that has balls enough to say "I need to move on, I deserve WAY BETTER." and never looks back after making that decision.

Yes, a man does need a woman to respect him, but like everything in a marriage that should be a two-way street and the scenario you paint shows a one-way disrespectful street to me.

When men are young, they'll do anything with a vagina and a heartbeat. Seriously. I was young once. As we get older our tastes and preferences refine, and we suffer like everyone else from the media barrage of what we think we're supposed to find attractive. But that doesn't always work either. My Point: If guys will only have sex with fit attractive women and all the fat, ugly or fat AND ugly wimmin working through ECCIE were to vanish it would take a hell of a lot less time to perv the showcases. Or would it? What's fat? What's ugly?

There's a great old short story by Richard Brautigan titled "An Endless Supply of 35mm Film". I'd quote it here but would probably get busted. You can read the relevant 4 paragraphs here. Pretty insightful regarding this topic...

http://balloontiedwrists.blogspot.co...eter-film.html Originally Posted by phildo

I remember when I was 17, and my boyfriend (Who was 20) at that time cheated on me with an OLD woman. She was 44 and looked like an old grandma with white hair and yellow teeth.

I asked him, "Why would you do this to this me? Why did you have sex with this old bitch?"

I will never forget what my boyfriend said, "It walked, had two legs, opened them up, and it had a vagina."

LOL

Crimson, please open the Handbook and reread Rule #1: "You do not talk about the Handbook!" Hahaha! C'mon man!

LnH Originally Posted by LoveNHorny

The most "Important" Rule- the first and last rule... Here I go, breaking both rules-- I will hand over my man card for 1 week~~ ill never allow myself to be manipulated by MissPriss ever again..

That is probably the wife most guys would LOVE to have misspriss (and I thought I wrote good threADS), but for me, give me the Wife who could say this after getting the cheatin' SOB outta jail and pulling up to the crib:

"Well you F'ed up again Little Johnny Holmes/Little Dong Silver. See that pile of stuff in the yard, that's right, it's your stuff. I took the liberty to let your Mother know and she's got your old room ready. Here's your car keys, now get the F outta my car."

To put up with mental abuse, well, that reeks of co-dependency and alot of other psychological issues...Give me the woman that has balls enough to say "I need to move on, I deserve WAY BETTER." and never looks back after making that decision.

Yes, a man does need a woman to respect him, but like everything in a marriage that should be a two-way street and the scenario you paint shows a one-way disrespectful street to me. Originally Posted by ManSlut

Gee, manslut, women like that are quite plentiful. I will take MissPriss instead!

Gee, manslut, women like that are quite plentiful.... Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

No Jewish Lawyer, the ones that keep looking back after their decision are plentiful.

Just my irrelevant opinion, to each his own. That's the beauty and mystery of Life.

I was raised to believe men and women play by different rules. The absolute worst thing a woman could do was cheat, for that there would be NO TOLERANCE. A man however could cheat but should never abandon his family. It was just a given that men stray and it only became a problem if he was disrespectful (boastful) in doing so OR even more problematic was if the wife didn't look the other way because that would mean she didn't respect him as a man.

When I was 7, my aunt caught her husband cheating and made a mockery of him. She told whoever would listen of his transgressions and in doing so, made my grandmother very angry. I remember my aunt crying and yelling at both my grandma and my mother for taking his side and when she ran out of the room my mom followed. My grandma then turned to me and said "Little girl...blah blah" - I couldn't understand her but she was very serious. When I was 12 (she long passed) I heard my mom say that same thing over the phone. I asked what that meant and it translated to; DON'T GO LOOKING FOR WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND. I was baffled - what? Why would you look for something UNLESS you want to find it.

I understand that now.

If you have a good man, A REAL ONE - one that provides, protects you and is committed to you -cheating can be forgiven. I don't think it's the worst thing but that's my opinion.

Marriage is a partnership and I looked at mine as a team. If you play pro basketball and your team member fouls and sends the other team to the free throw line, you shouldn't turn on him - that's bad for morale. Instead you should pat him on his head as a sign of that's not going to cut it but I understand.

The dynamics in a marriage are constantly changing and relationships get complicated. My husband is the best man I know and he cheated. We had an awful sex life and even when I found out, I did not make it a bigger issue. We got through that it was our differences on other things that left us unable to connect. Even in divorce, we sat down (as a team) to decide what we should do next to ensure both of us could move on without disruption. We had that down but we both knew that if we stayed together, we'd never win the championship.

If a man cheats it does not necessarily mean he's disrespectful to his wife or a bad man. If a wife stays, doesn't mean she is co-dependent or accepting of disrespect. People make lots of mistakes - you have to be mature enough to view the relationship as a whole.

I had a friend who caught her husband. She burned his belongings and scratched his car. She left him and never looked back - she's single and hopping from city to city looking for a new job, new life, new man...happiness. He moved on too - got married again, had a baby. Poor gal, she'll never meet anyone as good as he was to her. They don't make men like that anymore ...

Crimson, care to agree? (wink wink)

I remember when I was 17, and my boyfriend (Who was 20) at that time cheated on me with an OLD woman. She was 44 and looked like an old grandma with white hair and yellow teeth.

I asked him, "Why would you do this to this me? Why did you have sex with this old bitch?"

I will never forget what my boyfriend said, "It walked, had two legs, opened them up, and it had a vagina."

LOL Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Lol, good one. That about sums it up, they always cheat with women that are less than what they got. That's precisely why I can forgive that sort of thing, obviously they're crazy!

Yes... I do agree--- I think, wait, what? Are you doing it again?