Official Can’t be Hijacked Thread

...Does the light really go off in the refrigerator when you close the door? Do you know anyone who should experiment with this? Originally Posted by tuckahoe

Yes, Ginger, immediately....

Originally Posted by PSD

I was just in there & I can't figure it out, either!

Despite the mystery, I am grateful that the little guy who handles the lights doesn't mess with my Lender's onion bagels & cream cheese.

I was just in there & I can't figure it out, either.

Despite the mystery, I am grateful that the little guy who handles the lights doesn't mess with my Lender's onion bagels & cream cheese. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Your cream cheese is fine sweetheart, but I'm worried about your light coming on!

Your cream cheese is fine sweetheart, but I'm worried about your light coming on! Originally Posted by PSD

I'm letting you get away with that one because I like you. Don't push it. Lol

And totally random...but that's the point of this thread, right?

I don't want real flowers for Valentine's Day ever again. I want this:

I'm letting you get away with that one because I like you. Don't push it. Lol Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

No seriously, your cream cheese is beyond fine...its thick, creamy and has no odor whatsoever....Trust me, I had the light on the whole time....

No seriously, your cream cheese is beyond fine...its thick, creamy and has no odor whatsoever....Trust me, I had the light on the whole time.... Originally Posted by PSD

Yeah, yeah... Save it for the review.

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If they squeeze olives to get olive oil,
and they squeeze peanuts to get peanut oil,
It sure makes me wonder where baby oil come from?

So why do they call it a tooth brush instead of a teeth brush? Did the inventor only have 1 tooth. Originally Posted by herky

Maybe the inventor was from Arkansas too LMAO …. I’m Kidding, I’m Kidding

If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing? Originally Posted by Mr.Chan

A watching might be more appropriate J

Why the hell do people sit in the fast lane doing 55-60?
I’m sorry, but were just getting old … LOL

And why do old people drive vehicles that look like cop cars?
That one bugs me too!

Both of those were actually more rants than they were questions.
AND how do blind people know when they're done wiping? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Taste Test …. ROFLMAO

Why is it that ladies who advertise "100% independent" usually aren't? And the truly independent never feel the need to mention it? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Yep... & you'll normally see availible 24/7 in those same ads.

If fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
Are you referring to our Government? … Ooops …. Did I really say that in open forum?

Does the light really go off in the refrigerator when you close the door? Do you know anyone who should experiment with this?

I most definitely know of someone new that is currently on the board that would have my vote as a nominee for the experiment J

Girls who say "you won't be disappointed" probably will disappoint.

Originally Posted by tuckahoe

Abso-fucking-lutely yes I agree
And you normally find this statement in the same ads that Ginger refers to above.

Why do beautiful ladies feel they have to be managed by a pimp?? Don't they know their kitty RULES/ROCKS the world without any help?????????

Never understood why so many beautiful women are insecure. History of prior bad choices, I guess.

Ginger, push the button on the fridge that gets pushed by the door when it closes and the light will go out. You can duplicate the door effect with your finger, which I might add is pretty talented doing other things.

... You can duplicate the door effect with your finger, which I might add is pretty talented doing other things. Originally Posted by Rockydoc

I'm surprised you didn't suggest I push the button with my tongue. Here I thought all my talent lied there.

Why is it that so many BP girls post "Highly Reviewed" and yet when you ask them where, they don't have a clue? I guess this is really a thing that makes you go hmmm.

Why is it that so many BP girls post "Highly Reviewed" and yet when you ask them where, they don't have a clue? I guess this is really a thing that makes you go hmmm. Originally Posted by jim1995

They copy phrases that they see on other ads. If I (or other reputable escorts advertising there) am highly reviewed, they must be, too!

Most of them wouldn't be able to identify a real review in a multiple choice sampling.

I think this way of thinking also explains the "backpage stallion" phenomenon. I have never seen so many female stallions in one place!

Why is it that the AR Guys/Ladies doesn't have M&G like other places do? Originally Posted by shorty

Hey Shorty,
I wanted to address your reply directly because I’ve wondered the same thing. I personally think a scaled down M&G would be an awesome way to get some what acquainted with some of the ladies.
I’ve read through the threads that say it will never work in AR, but I beg to differ. If everyone brought their date of choice and patted her on the butt after arriving and said I’ll meet you right here (at a set time) and everyone just mingled and got to know each other, why wouldn’t it work?
I agree with the past threads that say everything would need to be arranged via PM & back channel by invitation only, but I think it would be a hoot.

Hey Shorty,
I wanted to address your reply directly because I’ve wondered the same thing. I personally think a scaled down M&G would be an awesome way to get some what acquainted with some of the ladies.
I’ve read through the threads that say it will never work in AR, but I beg to differ. If everyone brought their date of choice and patted her on the butt after arriving and said I’ll meet you right here (at a set time) and everyone just mingled and got to know each other, why wouldn’t it work?
I agree with the past threads that say everything would need to be arranged via PM & back channel by invitation only, but I think it would be a hoot. Originally Posted by megustalatina

I concur. It may take a double validation process to get an invitation, and the undisclosed location should have a set of security protocols put in place. But yeah, I concur, a M&G would be a hoot!