If men were providers

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Right now, no outcall fee within DFW. But I might make exceptions for outside DFW.
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Right now, no outcall fee within DFW. But I might make exceptions for outside DFW. Originally Posted by er48665
That makes two of us, we can even split the drive time and expenses.
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Sluts
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Sluts Originally Posted by pyramider
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
If men were providers, I would certainly hire one to perform services such as cleaning, fixing things around the house, get me coffee, accompany me to places, drive me around, anything other than sex. Oh yeaahhh!!!!!
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If men were providers, I would certainly hire one to perform services such as cleaning, fixing things around the house, get me coffee, accompany me to places, drive me around, anything other than sex. Oh yeaahhh!!!!! Originally Posted by samantha thom
So when you want me to come over?
Yeah, I'm down with Samantha's home maintenance. She doesn't even have to wear the pointe shoes. In fact, I'll drive her to ballet class, go back home and fix her dishwasher, pick her up and check her plumbing when we get back
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Before you know it, her place will be like a hive with a bunch of worker bees lol.
What's the Eccie member discount rate?
If I were a provider,
  • I wouldn't want or be able to hold a real job. (sounds familiar.)
  • I would show up on time
  • I would charge extra for DATY
  • I would charge WAYYYY extra if they "just happened to start their period" during the hour.
  • I would photoshop some fake tattoos into my photos.
  • I would spam reply to every ISO request saying: "I may not ____________________ but I am a lot of fun."
  • I would say I was "25" in my profile.
  • I would exaggerate the size of my dick by 3X... (and say I was 6")
Yeah, I'm down with Samantha's home maintenance. She doesn't even have to wear the pointe shoes. In fact, I'll drive her to ballet class, go back home and fix her dishwasher, pick her up and check her plumbing when we get back Originally Posted by phildo
Hahaha!!! Is it true that the more crack he shows, the better plumber he is??
Speaking of home maintenance...I need a landscaper....my backyard is a disaster!!!
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If men were providers, I would certainly hire one to perform services such as cleaning, fixing things around the house, get me coffee, accompany me to places, drive me around, anything other than sex. Oh yeaahhh!!!!! Originally Posted by samantha thom
That is exactly the relationship I have with my SO. You want to be my SO!!!!!
That is exactly the relationship I have with my SO. You want to be my SO!!!!! Originally Posted by oglfp12
No...unless your SO pays you $$$$ to do all these for her.
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If men were providers, I would certainly hire one to perform services such as cleaning, fixing things around the house, get me coffee, accompany me to places, drive me around, anything other than sex. Oh yeaahhh!!!!! Originally Posted by samantha thom
I think you are inquiring about the PWE or Pussy Whipped Experience.
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No...unless your SO pays you $$$$ to do all these for her. Originally Posted by samantha thom
No, I pay for everyting too. I am an example of the PWE.